Jeff Haddon

Feel bad for everyone with 401k's with the market today. Too bad y'all aren't smart like me and have your retirement in baseball cards.

So, what fresh hell awaits us today?

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It's 9:35 am on Saturday, March 29th and Ted Cruz still sucks.

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I'll take How To Destroy a Company for $800

All Yainer Diaz does is hit!

Meyers better get louder calling balls

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Can't we just give him a megachurch or a radio show, or some old Oiler highlights so he'll leave us alone?

We must be neighbors. And treat cybertruck drivers thr same way

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Rewatching Supernatural. Again. On Season 8, Episode 18 Freak and Geeks. Screw you Dean, the Cowboy Junkies are awesome.

That's ok, Greg Abbott has a plan or something something something

I never want to hear how elite Laramie Tunsil is ever again. I want to kick Bill O'Brien in the nuts every time his name is mentioned.

Happy new year bluesky

That's why I stick to gummies. And store bought lettuce ha. Good luck!

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Feel like I'd be wanting to grow something to make me and Snoop happy.

Wishing everyone a happy new year!

Merry Christmas you filthy animals

Dropped into the other place for a few minutes, and fuuuuuuuuuuck. The hate, scorn and mocking that CJ Stroud got for crying when his teammate and BEST FRIEND was injured was rough to read.

Want to get to know me?

120 Minutes and Unplugged are the best things to ever have been on MTV.

Crunchy peanut butter rules.

Altuve "wearing a buzzer" is fucking stupid.

The Last Jedi is good, and definitely better than Force Awakens and Skywalker.

The Wire is the best tv show ever.

Dear Gossip Harbor, at this point I'm not downloading your game out of pure spite.

You have hope left? Dammmmmn

Texas is, absolutely withouta fucking doubt, the weird ass laboratory of horrible right wing ideas

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So long, good luck in Chicago

Nice of you to call him vacuous? That's polite of you, I'd say f'ing moron.

Definitely not

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Juan Soto just won. Nearly everything. Just not a world series.