obliojoe

Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

I did my part. What did you do? #OnePride #Detroit #Lions

there are four teams (bills, ravens, lions, vikings) who are really good, really entertaining, have very compelling narratives, and would be exceptionally satisfying to see as super bowl champs. if the chiefs threepeat it will be more annoying and loathsome than anything the patriots ever did

Let's goooooo!

George Papadopolis! 😂

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Detroit Lions fan here. And hey I built a free, ad-free app to help NFL fans know who to root against. And bonus fun... AI roast of your team! And did I mention it's free?! WHO SHOULD LOSE.

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Who Should Lose - NFL Playoff Race Analyzer Find out which teams need to lose to help your NFL team make the playoffs. Updated playoff odds, division race probabilities, and AI-powered game impact analysis.

I built a free web app for NFL fans to see who they should root against in upcoming games (based upon the outcomes of 100,000 simulations). It's early and still hammering out the methodology, but it's kinda fun. #NFL

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I feel you. I grew up going to games with my dad at the Silverdome. I wish so bad I could call him right now to talk about this team!

Monty said he could have gone back in but coach told him "we have bigger fish to fry". So I think he's fine. Campbell also said he's not really worried about Davis. Phew!

#OnePride

For my first post here I will tell you my favorite joke.

How do you catch a polar bear?

You cut a hole in the ice and put some peas next to it. When it goes to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole.