Chad Dominique

Transcript Panel 1 August has just finished downloading a game that he's been looking forward to playing. Unfortunately, he also has to get to work so he doesn't have time to playing it right now. On his computer screen is the notice that the download is complete and an option to tip "15%", "30%", or "50%". August (thinking): I've been waiting for this game forever. I'll play it after work. Panel 2 It's later in the evening and August is making dinner. He's putting some onions in a pot and thinking about his new game. As much as he'd like to be playing right now, they got to eat and he promised his son one of his favorite dinners. August (thinking): I'll play it after dinner. Gustopher: TACO SOUP! TACO SOUP! Panel 3 Dinner is done but August is exhausted. He goes to bed and his two cats have quickly settled in for sleep. August thinks about his game but he just doesn't have the energy for it. August (thinking): Too tired... I'll play it later. Panel 4 August is woken up by his to cats touching his face and meowing for food. He'd like to play his new game, but there's things that have to be done and he has to get to work. August: I'll play it after work... Eventually. Nougat: Maw (possibly meaning "Excuse me good sir, but I find myself in a most peckish state and it be pleasing if you could find it fit to fill my dining bowl with your most delicious of food morsels. I apologize for waking you in this most undignified manner but it is imperative that I dine soon I fear that I might perish from this foul hunger.") Mewbert: Mew (possibly meaning "FEED ME! NOW!")

Play it Later - Gator Days

Wii U has outsold Nintendo Switch 2

This is the last time you'll be able to repost this 😔

Know your rights when voting today.

A picture of my "I Voted Today" sticker.

Get out there and vote yall

Pro tip: if you cancel Xbox Game Pass, you kill two birds with one stone

As someone who enjoys playing Fort as a way to mindlessly wind down after a rough day, this fucking blows

Come the fuck on, man

It’s his day.

I never knew this. That looks really sick!

Magic: the Gathering x Final Fantasy card Sephiroth, Fallen Hero

Magic: the Gathering x Avatar: the Last Airbender card Zuko, Conflicted

Can't unsee this.

Fear not, the content update is free on Switch 1 as well!

The only things exclusive to S2 are updated graphics, mouse controls, mic/camera compatibility, and 12-player multiplayer (up from 8).

This and the Pikmin 4 updates being standalone announcements not featured in a Direct is wild

I was not expecting new content for this game, let alone for the majority of it to be part of a free update in January!

Amazing catch!

OH MY GOD I ALMOST FORGOT SEASON TWO OF HAZBIN HOTEL STARTS TOMORROW

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

I can hardly believe it either. Microsoft certainly has been making some choices lately, and I don't feel bad about letting my game pass sub lapse at the end of this week.

Color identity via birds: Green: Giant flighess birds kick your enemies to death White: Lots of tiny birds peck your enemies to death Black: Feeding blood to your birds to make them better at violence Blue: Surrounding yourself with birds while you play solitaire Red: Strapping dynamite to your birds before you send them to your opponent 2 color: Boros (WR): Your tiny birds have unionized under a large, charismatic leader Selesnya (WG): Your birds have formed a commune focused on mutual aid and weightlifting

Golgari (BG): You are feeding small birds to your giant monster bird Gruul (RG): You give your birds cocaine and hammers Rakdos (RB): Juggalos have given your birds kerosene and matches Orzhov (WB): You are feeding birds into a woodchipper in exchange for guns and money Izzet (BR): Your birds have assembled a meth lab with zero safety precautions Simic (UG): You have genetically and surgically altered your birds to add crab claws and venom sacs Azorius (UW): Your birds have just returned from law school and are excited to practice Dimir (UB): Your birds are all zombie corvids

3 Color: Bant (WUG): Your birds are weightlifting lawyers and are aggressively enforcing HoA rules Naya (WRG): Your birds have liberated the zoo and are leading the other animals in glorious revolution Jund (BRG): Your birds have liberated exclusively the carnivores who are rapidly eating the zoo patrons Esper (WUB): Despite all outside advice, you and your birds have created The Torment Nexus Grixis (UBR): You sacrifice all of your birds in a grisly ritual to become a lich dragon Abzan (WBG): You indoctrinate your birds with Klingon battle-philosophy Jeskai (WUR): You have given your birds a new kind of steroids that trigger off co-dependence

Sultai (UBG): You are making giant "birds" from a dumpster of discarded biomedical waste Mardu (WBR): You raised every one of your birds to be Conan the Barbarian Temur (URG): Your birds have somehow summoned a giant flying snake that shoots lightning Anyone playing more than 3 colors is a Green player addicted to extreme couponing, or a Blue player who has decided they need the thrill of even bigger Crimes.

Inspired by @minovskyarticle.bsky.social getting into MtG and enjoying bird cards, I've created this extremely loose and silly primer on all the color identities.

God, I miss this app

The key art for Dispatch, by AdHoc Studio. The protagonist, dispatcher Robert Robertson, is using a bathroom urinal between two superheroes also at urinals on both sides of him. The "Dispatch" logo is on the right in front of the bathroom stalls in Bold white text, and the "A" is replaced with a bright yellow cape with a blue star on it.

First two episodes of Dispatch were very good! A colorful cast of characters with amazing animation and voice talent, and really hits my nostalgia for old Telltale Games narrative and storytelling. My only gripe is they went by so quick, but I can't wait for the rest of them in the coming weeks!

claw machine game but with onions

hell yeah i’m a gamer

Wait I'm confused. Did they mean Lurrus in the 99 or as a companion?

Because idk if it works as companion with Winota as a 4 mv commander

I understand donating to a database hub to keep their servers alive and allow them to continue implementing features, I've done that for Wikipedia, Scryfall, and Moxfield.

But forcing it to combat adblockers is aggressive.

*Enshittification intensifies*

cartoon: in the style of Egyptian heiroglyhics the lyrics to the Time Warp have been phonetically translated and help illustrate characters from RHPS Caption; Rocky Horus Picture Scroll

From the Larchives: The Rocky Horus Picture Scroll. One of my favorite works. I had the assistance of an Egyptology PhD student to translate the Time Warp phonetically. Enjoy :)

This feels like a good next iteration of the brackets. The updated verbiage is incredibly welcome and makes things a bit clearer.

Impeccable taste, my friend

This was a formative album for me in high school, and it is still a top to bottom banger to this day.

YouTube video by AdHoc Studio Dispatch | Official Launch Trailer

📷 Dispatch is OUT NOW on Steam and PS5!

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