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No More Posts 2026

25.11.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No More Jokes About Pussy 2026

24.11.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This Tweet Brought to you by Philip Morris Cigarettes: Right Proper Smoke Innit

24.11.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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complex PTSD? i find it quite simple, really.

24.11.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the next trendy gacha will be meet n fuck kingdom

24.11.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

heartbreaking: someone you know is secretly French Canadian

23.11.2025 12:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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good boy points stimulus just landed

23.11.2025 12:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ROBIN! get your tight little boypussy over here... Where are my Bat-Percs?

23.11.2025 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah i got ADHD... All Deez Hoes on my Dick

15.11.2025 10:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

many such cases unfortunately

14.11.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*batman voice* that evil clown pussy had me screaming

14.11.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*batman voice* the joker's been here, i can still smell that jussy

14.11.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

what happened to flightreacts

13.11.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I hope you don't mind but I made a quick and dirty composite of your pictures! They look great!

11.11.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

guy who think it's called "mccartneyism" and is very confused as to why listening to the beatles makes you a communist

11.11.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

have you ever played Settlers of Catan with $0 on the line

10.11.2025 09:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think America should become like a little femboy kept in a cage by China and only be let out to perform tricks

05.11.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

in the club Jacking my MF Shitt!

09.11.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

keep welding and your slag will turn to swag

06.11.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

kill yourself!!

06.11.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we #Touchinβ€Ž Down

06.11.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if you will be at the bladee show in London on December 13th hit me up

06.11.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

@satelliteharassment.com fans eating good this month

04.11.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hitting this DMT cart at the Sakurai Angle

01.11.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guy sipping on a 40oz can of hard seltzer with this label on it:
[top of can]
Whiteclaw
WHITE
WHALE
Cherry Vanilla
Naturally Flavored
13.9% ALC/VOL
The attorney general
says pregnant women
can't have fun πŸ˜‰
[bottom of can]

22.09.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every post on this account is endorsed by and can be considered the express opinion of Philip Morris International Inc.

01.11.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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