There’s as much pace in this legends line up as their is the first team #EFC

It looks like the old guy from Up split into two personalities.

Preseason or not, this Patterson and Garner right side of defence is going to give me nightmares

Wouldn’t the job of the clubs PR manager be to contain the negative spin from media outlets leading to a more positive outlook across the board 🤔

Anybody got one of these Gondola systems spare so Liverpool County Council and Merseytravel can sort out their inadequacies in their infrastructure support for the Everton Stadium transport #Everton #EvertonStadium #BMD #UTFT

I suspect the days of a lack of accountability and people shirking responsibility will soon be behind us. Inside, and quite topically after the test events, outside of direct club control.

1. The incompetence of officials is at epidemic levels now. If you're not a cartel club forget it. 2. Wingers priority one in the summer please. 3. Opposition teams are onto the Beto secret weapon, great timing to get alternatives back. #UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

In light of the situation 450 people now unfortunately find themselves in post Ebenezer Ratcliffe ‘investment’, you’ll think Utd fans will think twice over future ‘Sign On’ chants eh!

Still peeved at the VAR call. There is no debate on it being wrong. Any pundit or journo that says otherwise reveals their true selves as not actually understanding the game #EFC #UTFT #Everton

I didn’t even celebrate the Beto goal initially as Madley was in my eye line and I saw him go straight to his ear.

Yeah, just had an email update from Amazon saying delivery now March 4.

I'd like to dedicate that victory to Curtis Jones for getting Doucs suspended and unleashed Charly #CRYEVE #UTFT

If we can also ask why Bradley wasn’t given a second yellow allowing his substitution minutes later, and how half our squad will wake up with the handprints of Kopites still carved into their backs from all the shoves.

The beauty of Tarks scoring from the Van Dijk ACL memorial spot. We should put a park bench there when we move.

Mahomes is having a Tarkowski here

Without knowing what carnage he’s been dealing with behind the scenes I was wanting to give him the benefit of the doubt…but this really isn’t a good look. Struggle to argue against his detractors now.

Son in tears? Did he break someone’s leg again?

I look forward to his media mates putting him forward for the spurs job if it comes up because he’s a ‘top top manager’. Will they fuck as like. All about trying to keep us in our place.

You can picture Dyche, Woan and Stone sitting in their bedsit drinking special brew, swearing at the TV “It’s not fair Woany, they wouldn’t do what I told them to do” “I know gaffer and we wouldn’t have conceded two to secure the 0-0” #everton #utft #EFC

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And now I understand why we put 2 keepers on the first team bench 🫣

It makes sense if they’ve said we’ll only take Broja (and his wages) back if you take another one of our deadwood off our hands.

If that's the case and we have to suck that up, can we not just de-register him from the squad list and it matters not if they terminate the loan or not. We can then get one of TFGs other companies to buy Bjoja's ankle support boot for the same cost as his loan. Sorted!

"The Commission stated that they had no doubt that a points deduction was the only sanction that was appropriate – a financial penalty would not be sufficient where the club enjoys the support of a wealthy owner."

I did the wonderful Goodison Park tour today. If you’ve not already done so, do it before it’s too late. Assume I missed the industrial cleaners being in to scrub the stench out of this room ready for the new start #efc #goodison #everton

I’d think we’ll see a return to consistent wins against the bottom half teams, rather than plucky 0-0 draws with CL teams.

Delighted. Done quickly and concisely, the smart appointment for now, and setting the foundation for the future. Understand some people’s reservations but we really need to factor in the shit show TFG inherited #moyes #everton #utft

Well it’s not a lie, he had taken us as far as he could. Now if I’m detecting an insinuation from Joyce that he tried to speed up that exit, wellll that’s very interesting.

Let them, and then we can laugh when he inevitably walks into another role and brings a team down.