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I sing and play various instruments for The Keene Act. I'm also in school, to become a psychologist. https://linktr.ee/ponyzord

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Latest posts by ponyzord.bsky.social on Bluesky

TK & AEW want to appeal to the broadest range of fans they can.

Do I personally enjoy deathmatch style wrestling? No, but others do. If they want to appeal to those fans, the best place to do it is at the end of the card, in a "lights out" style scenario that basically serves as a disclaimer.

20.10.2025 01:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And to top it off: frankly, the match was *less* violent than stuff we've seen in the past. Swerve V Hangman Lights Out Cage Match is still probably the the worst we've seen; and that was also a match placed last so people could exit the show if they chose. I actually think it's a very smart idea.

20.10.2025 01:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hell, I myself, as an adult mostly tuned out after Hangman V Joe because I knew some uncomfortable fuckery was about to happen. It was the last match, placed so that anyone not down with the violence about to happen had a chance to duck out & not miss anything else, or at least put the kids to bed.

20.10.2025 01:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone pearl-clutching about Mox vs Darby last night is so silly. While I didn't particularly enjoy the simulated drowning attempt either, 1) it's far from the first time wrestling has done this; 2) Tony Khan & the AEW office clearly put thought into where an ultraviolent match belonged on the card.

20.10.2025 01:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This guy is a fucking grifter. I saw people in my own subreddit lauding him as a hero for being briefly detained and cited by ICE.

The money he is raising will not be used to hurt the administration. Those kind of lawsuits don't work that way. You are shotgunning cash into a void.

18.10.2025 15:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1029    ๐Ÿ” 181    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

I have no idea why people think calling me is a good idea if I'm not replying to their texts expediently enough. If I am busy, I am busy! I'm juggling work, three online university classes and a band. Yeesh.

13.10.2025 01:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ted Cruz blocks bill that would extend privacy protections to all Americans | TechCrunch The Texas senator blocked a bill that would have prevented data brokers from selling personal data on anyone in the United States, and not just federal lawmakers and government officials.

New: Last night in the Senate, Ted Cruz blocked a bill that would have prevented data brokers from selling personal data on anyone in the United States, and not just federal lawmakers and government officials.

30.09.2025 20:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1427    ๐Ÿ” 612    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 51    ๐Ÿ“Œ 68

People of Illinois, we need your help.

Get your cell phones out โ€“ record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.

We need to let the world know this is happening โ€“ and that we wonโ€™t stand for it.

30.09.2025 02:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40123    ๐Ÿ” 12513    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 813    ๐Ÿ“Œ 451

I keep seeing articles about an "AI actress" in my feed.

I think it's gross, irresponsible and dangerous of news outlets to verbally treat an internet prompt like a person. Headline pictures shouldn't be fake red carpet photos, it should be a cluttered PC on a desk.

30.09.2025 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
10.09.2025 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

It's fire season in Washington again and if I could describe the current air quality it would be "this is what a Marshmallow smells, before it dies."

05.09.2025 05:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The new Hot Mulligan album might be the record of 2025. Like, over half of this album is going straight onto my playlist. A rare feat!

25.08.2025 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Millions of people are living paycheck to paycheck.

They're struggling with the cost of food, housing, and other basic necessities.

How does Trump respond?

By creating fake emergencies to distract from his failures to address very real issues impacting everyday Americans.

15.08.2025 16:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2581    ๐Ÿ” 625    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 93    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26

A fantastic phrase that is also a terrible phrase: gastrointestinal pyrotechnics.

15.08.2025 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At the mall & I dipped into a Hot Topic... Can't decide if I feel old, or if I feel sad b/c it's so overtly commercial now.

I used to be able to go in there & buy merch for all the oddball indie bands I love(d) & now... Everything was super big artists & classic rock. It just felt dead and sad.

09.08.2025 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The DOJ case got killed by the Fulvous Fascist, but the civil case is ongoing

04.08.2025 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yup. Big post-main event surprise, he came down and F5ed Cena. Despite an ongoing investigation..

04.08.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lesnar. Which makes me feel like it's a softball for Vince.

04.08.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will easily walk away again after this weekend, between WWE's persistant gassing up of MAGA types, the most recent HHH White House appearance, and the proud return of a named sex pest.

Is AEW perfect? No. I'm aware. But they at least seem to be trying to be the good place.

04.08.2025 19:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I spent 4 years away from WWE due to my exhaustion with Vince McMahon, my irritation over the pandemic releases, and my thorough enjoyment of the AEW product over the stale-ass booking of WWE.

04.08.2025 19:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really love this streaming era for pro wrestling; I work until 5:45 and Dynamite starts at 5:00 PST but it doesn't matter since I can come home, and play it from the start on Max. Same with Raw on Netflix every week. It's great.

31.07.2025 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I said it back when the United thing happened: I don't condone violence, but I also find it hard to condemn in situations like this.

29.07.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with glasses is standing in front of a computer and says " i see this as an absolute win " ALT: a man with glasses is standing in front of a computer and says " i see this as an absolute win "

I find it interesting that United Healthcare majorly improved it's service after their CEO got Blue Shelled.

Then Blackstone filed a suit to impede that improvement, and now I'm seeing reports that their CEO has also been Blue Shelled.

29.07.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fantastic Four is so goddamn good, folks. I am so happy we finally got to see them done correctly.

27.07.2025 07:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just saw the clip on Reddit. Great summary.

I too, am a PNW guy that loves wrestling because of my grandma.

That woman had Alzheimer's to a degree that she couldn't remember my name, but she knew Superstars was on every Sunday and she could tell you everything Ric Flair had done to Randy Savage!

24.07.2025 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Hogan, much like Warrior, was too far gone to ever really redeem himself, but I think a lot of us had a little piece of hope that one day he'd realize "oh, no, I've said and done horrible things and I need to make it right."

And as unlikely as it was, now we know it'll never happen.

24.07.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When we were kids, the character of Hulk Hogan was THE American hero that stood up for everyone, regardless of creed or color. But as time passed, and Terry Bollea merged with Hulk Hogan, we learned the actual man was a virulent racist and a shady con man.

24.07.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you have mixed feelings about the passing of Hulk Hogan; it's okay. I had this with when Ultimate Warrior passed.

Like I told my girlfriend this morning (she also has mixed feelings, *loved* Hogan as a kid) - "I'm sad about what he became, vs. what we grew up knowing him as."

24.07.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And they haven't said anything about that same regime defunding PBS because it's programming teaches children empathy.

Or... You know, they haven't said a word about ACTUAL censorship.

18.07.2025 20:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All these idiots constantly screaming about "censorship" because they can't say slurs or spread misinformation on private platforms are now awfully quiet about the current government regime pushing CBS to cancel the show of one of it's biggest critics

18.07.2025 20:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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