✨🌷🌸💐🌺✨Not a Jewel Heisting Maenad✨🌺💐🌸🌷✨

"Supportive baddie wife" is such a funny oppo dump

Are you on Instagram? If you are, could you please follow my bookstore @tubbyandcoos? We're less than 20 followers away from 5K, and it's a big milestone for us! Please and thank you 😁

Pam Bondi dressed up as a lawyer on Halloween.

If you see a lot of political memes that have an out-of-place sepia filter, it's because the Studio Ghibli filter OpenAI added to ChatGPT was too popular and polluted their database, and will force a "nostalgic Ghibli sepia filter" onto images without asking. The recent White House Halo pic is one.

She’s carrying donuts and beer and looks perfectly pleasant. Aspirational goal for real life tbh 😌

Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!

Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.

Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!

#MundaneHalloween

Yeah it’s the healthy thing to do. Despite what columnists like to say, blocking people we find annoying is the thing to do. Both online and irl.

It serves nothing to force yourself to endure discussions with someone you are annoyed by. It’s bad for your health.

Social bubbles are actually normal.

Energy retailers to be directed to offer free power three hours a day Saying there is enough solar power for everyone in the daytime, Climate Change Minister Chris Bowen will direct retailers to provide three hours of free power every day to consumers.

Absolutely amazing: they've got so much solar in Australia that they need more people to use more of it, so the gov't has instructed energy retailers to offer *at least three hours of free power* during the middle of the day.

Meanwhile fossil-addled US struggles with an energy-price crisis ...

Giada Pistelli is the 'chief ethicist' for a developer that scraped all of Bluesky for LLM training w/o telling anyone. She and others at that company got blocked by a ton of people for that specific reason

the pearl clutching that they're blocked tells on them

Being told that I should be forced to interact with people who have "influence" is a sure-fire way to make sure that no one wants to interact with you.

FCC to rescind ruling that said ISPs are required to secure their networks FCC chair to rely on ISPs’ voluntary commitments instead of Biden-era ruling.

Trump administration policy is indistinguishable from a foreign attack, episode 7,200:

'Federal prosecutors opposed Dunn’s lawyers’ motion to dismiss the charge, writing that Dunn was “recorded throwing a sandwich at a federal officer at point-blank range".

POINT BLANK RANGE. A SANDWICH. LMAOOO

New York Post headline: Nearly a million New Yorkers ready to flee NYC if Mamdani becomes mayor - possibly igniting largest exododus in history: poll

You laugh, but this is how the exododus went extinct

🥹🐧

One time I rented a condo in La Jolla CA they had some crazy ass hoa people would narc on you if the garbage bin wasn’t put away within 2 hours of pickup, or if anything was visible on the back deck they didn’t like they’d send a slip to us. Pre Facebook, that would have made it amusing at least

Thank goodness, imagine buying into that mess! I was just curious bc if they’re begging for money like that they better be VERY transparent lol
I’m part of a condo association and it’s thankfully low drama bc there’s only 8 units and everyone is super nice and $ reports sent out every quarter

Nancy Mace doesn’t even have 8 bodyguards does she? She needs like 15-20 just to get her through the airport

8 bodyguards is not enough bodyguards, she needs at least 12!

people like this get security details to make themselves feel important

Are they at least giving a full treasurer report accounting for how much money they have reserved, what it pays for, etc? Bc this all seems pretty loosey goosey based on the fiasco months ago lol

This made me laugh out loud for real
Like…no they’re not, this is VERY silly

“I was in shock and terrified. The video evidence is clear: Agents crashed into me. I was not involved in any protest or related activity, and I intend to seek justice for how I was treated."

Incredible story from local Chicago reporters on yet another residents brutalized by ICE/CPB. #chicago

I’m at the second exposition scene lol the SECOND ONE desperately trying to explain to us why we should care

They shot a food bank worker in the back! Are you serious? Hell isn’t hot enough

It’s just that I’ve been here since the beginning and
Why.
And why did they still use shaky-cam for this regular-ass movie when they didn’t have to

Cinematography is great, everything and everyone looks amazing.

And also by NOT being ff they feel the need to remind us the other movies are. Huh

I’m watching Hell House LLC’s latest and am thrown off that it’s not ff

I think everybody has a “Wallace Shawn from Young Sheldon” — my first one would probably be “Vincent Price, the guy who did the voice of Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective”

“you are not allowed to be merciful to the poor” is some shit even Satan would try to finesse a little