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Another US Bananas ambassador? Aren't they all?

FFS Wired. Stick to what you're good at (reporting tech) not fire hosing ads for Amazon hey?

On the wood wide web ...

2 hours in the company of an acutely acerbic Stewart Lee is a good use of anyone's time. That Greg Wallace has let himself go though.

"We genuinely believe it's absolutely right that we yadda yadda yadda".
Wes Bot deployed and operating normally.

new gender neutral greeting just dropped

Love it. Conform to Deform?
They should put it on the side of their bus.

No doubt ghost written by a focus group led by mastermind of nonsense Morgan McSweeney. Empty words to appeal to people who won't vote for them anyway. Labour just a bunch of centrist Tories now.

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Definitely looks like they're rebooting the plot of Phantasm

Is that only among those who could be bothered to turn in a vote in the first place? Literally half the eligible population CBA and given the piss poor quality of most politicians who can blame them.

Late to the party Kier? Thanks for the garage bought card and bitter tears of regret for not calling earlier eh

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

Aka the Orange Juche Douche.

Nine months on and Labour are still sticking to their promise not to penalise ‘Working People,’ by focusing instead on those who can’t work or are retired.

After Orange Drumpf's execrably petulant display today, it's a solid 'Yes' for me. And smack couch fuck mcgees arrogant hillbilly face as well.

Good will prevail.

But only if we all stand up to be counted.

Fuck evil.

Dear Keir.
A lot of people fought long and hard to rid this country of those disingenuous, despicable Tories which enabled you to get a landslide victory and show what proper leadership was all about.
You’ve not exactly come up trumps (👀) so far… but now’s your big moment.
Stand the fuck up!

Maybe if he'd brought a kid and baseball cap, the client "journalist" would have asked a different scripted question. Crooks, conmen and cretins each and every one of them.

Trump berates Zelensky, the leader of a democratic country courageously fighting Russian imperialism, while he allies himself with Putin, a dictator who started the bloodiest European war in 80 years.

Sorry, President Trump. We believe in democracy, not authoritarianism.

Trump has no facade. He's a cheap playground bully and as for Vance... A toadying enabler. Leaders of the free world? a conman and a couch worrier more like.

#SlavaUkraini
#FuckTrump

Withdraw the state visit invitation to Trump.

Offer one to Zelensky instead. With bells and fucking whistles.

That asshole in the White House will NEVER speak for me.

Smash that 💙 if you stand with President Zelensky.

slava Ukraini

That's what leadership looks like.

#SlavaUkraini
#FuckTrump

The self-styled “misogynist influencer” Andrew Tate and his brother, Tristan, have left Romania on a private jet and are flying to the US after their travel ban was lifted, officials and local media have said.

Would be a shame if US air traffic control messed up again.

Do those online flight trackers still exist?

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Nope.

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