Robin Zlotnick

not sure how to square ‘no one person can be reasonably expected to pay for every media subscription’ with ‘sorely underpaid writers need to make a living’ but my inclination is not to locate that problem with any of the broke ass people on either end of the complaint

I just think Christmas lights are so nice. At night? With snow? In New England? Magic is real, and it’s Christmas lights.

I would like to offer my services! If you have a movie and it’s over 90 minutes long, I will watch it and tell you what to cut to make it less than 90 minutes long. I’ll make it 85, 83, or better yet, 79. My credentials are that I’ve done this with every movie I’ve ever watched and am always right!!

Baby, It's Very Cold Outside

It's December, it's snowing, you know what that means! time to play Baby, It's Very Cold Outside, my playlist of 168 different versions of Baby It's Cold Outside!!! Happy Holidays!!

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Call My Agent is back on Netflix!!!!!! Watch it if you haven’t !!!!!!!!

Amazing. Congrats Lucy!!!

can't explain why but i'm really craving a sandwich all of a sudden

not series but the neverending story! and the phantom tollbooth!

i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often

she’s cute

welcome to rachel's presidential bat mitzvah bash

i don't bake for months and i get a little sad and am like "huh guess i don't do that anymore" and then it's 50 degrees outside and suddenly there's banana bread in the oven at 10 am on a wednesday. i'm a cool temp baker and that's my truth!!!!!

the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates

Kat Abughazaleh post: Good things are possible and we don't have to settle. followed by Ashley Carter post: Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz are in talks to return for a new 'Mummy' movie.

the top one is not about the bottom one but it's also not not about it

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

hope feels good

June Diane Raphael
June Diane Donatello
June Diane Leonardo
June Diane Michelangelo

[E.T.s dad when E.T. is finally back at home] so you just picked them up of the ground and ate them???

he's trying to have sex with KB like he turns back into a boy at midnight

in every scene he's in i become more and more convinced that edmond on #loveisblind is a 12yo boy trapped in a grown man's body, Big-style

i was talking to my brother this morning about my week and i said "it could be worse" and he said "i guess ... technically"

now why are we setting reels of baby-led weaning recipes to Father Figure

We've been at this for a little more than 15 years, now, as a niche within a niche, and slow going. Perseverence is the key, but we're still a niche within a niche. Please visit us! And we love every submission.

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I know it’s only Tuesday, that’s how bad it is

There is literally no end to the number of treats I deserve because of this week

i don't know how much longer this will be true for, but for now it stilll is: 2019 was last year

Apple crisp in a pan

Portion of apple crisp on a plate

Newsletter this week is about embracing the apple crisp. I did just that! Read here: a-sentence.beehiiv.com/p/every-year...

I was warned about toddler sickness but until you’re in it you don’t realize it means constantly wiping snot off your couch

me reading on the subway while everyone backs away: oh no, it’s not me, it’s just my mayonnaise book

one gross thing (among the endless gross things) about the AI actor thing is that no one even considered making it a dude I bet