🍖 ham jones 🍖

as someone raised in a VERY strict house who didn’t feel alive until my mid-20s, i deeply related to the feeling of being a child in an adult’s body. and to ending it all, but being given a chance to do it again and discover that u are not who anyone has constructed u to be.

bella baxter is the film character of the year for me. watching her grapple with being so analytical about the world around her but lacking the life experience and often the vocabulary to put her unwavering belief that she can do good into any real practice was fascinating.

poor things was so fucking GOOD!! what a gorgeous, vibrant, and thoughtful film. every character is wonderfully written and performed. every visual detail so bold and elegant. loved that so much of it was very twisted and yet it was a thoroughly delightful watch.

the experience of dating me is like dating a middle-aged, divorced man who is also a lesbian

my prediction is this will happen within the next two episodes

Colors are fun 💖

All shots by me 💖

Prisms are fun 💖

All shoots by me

forgive the lighting i live in a basement

getting one more outfit post out here before this fuckass year ends‼️

Oregon's exploding whale turns 50: Here are 10 ways to mark the milestone Between the viral video, the song and the incredible stories, there are plenty of ways to mark the milestone this year.

Happy Exploding Whale Day to those who observe

reading the wikipedia article for milf manor

thinking about her

oh yeah turns out i have ADHD lmao

me recovering from my tonsillectomy this past week

have not even watched nocturne yet i just heard my wife was in a scene and went running

need to fuck him crazy style

me watching myself sexualize pathetic men like it’s my second job even tho i’m only into women

hi <3

i hate when i cosplay a character i’m attracted to and people think it’s a fetish thing. the actual reason this happens is bc dressing up as a hot man is extremely fun. i love using cosplay to mess with my gender presentation. it’s like drag to me.

my friend: u want to fuck ken, and he doesn’t even have a hole
me: he will by the time i’m done with him

i am going to be the sluttiest ken at the function

WHAT THE HELL

happy anniversary undertale, and happy 8 years of wanting to fuck that robot

i’ve had to put my mattress on the floor ever since moving to my new place last week bc my bed was too old to be taken apart and reassembled again. the other night, i had the thought “mattress on the floor isn’t so bad.” that was the devil speaking directly into my ear.

i am so bewitched by ken’s turbo douche getup i have to wear that shit. except my version will have heels and i will wear horseshoe pasties instead of hiding my tits. do u understand my vision.

i love getting rid of rocks from my rock collection bc it’s like u can go outside now lmao

actually insane how much i have changed since 2021. these were both low-effort makeup/outfit days

getting rid of my few remaining overwatch figurines but keeping lucio bc he has pretty privilege

just whipped giovanni’s ass in the fred meyer parking lot btw