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Yo if there’s one thing this country loves it’s gifts good luck my dudes.

Operation Bob Johnson-oh

“Hey is Larry mic’d up yet?” “No hold on he’s finishing an email to Jeffrey Epstein about the best way to sexually harass a young woman under the guise of mentorship hang on.”

I don’t have much to say about Larry Summers other than he was a royal pain in the ass on a show I worked on where he had a regular spot. Perfect trifecta of self-importance, general unpleasantness and creep.

barf!

Acela got me home real safe yesterday. 🙂

HHS Secretary Creed Bratton

Every day I’m thankful I don’t work in TV news anymore. There’s no way I wouldn’t be The Joker by now if I was still consuming this all day every day.

Has anyone told Andrew Cuomo to eat shit on here yet? If not I got it.

Please let that be the last time I see Andrew Cuomo on a ballot in this state.

That’s awful. Just an awful ending. Who wrote this shit.

If this guy hits a ground ball right now…

is every half inning going to be like this or…?

Uh bless anyone with a rooting interest in this game.

The script is almost a little too perfect here. #worldseries

YoutubeTV: you don’t have ABC or ESPN anymore.

Also YoutubeTV: the fast forward button is a baseball.

Smoltz has been yapping about how the batters need to move up in the box for the last two days. Hard to believe he’s the best color guy we can wrangle for the gd World Series.

Now this is the face of a guy who’s had it.

I joined a bowling league as a free agent. It’s in Time Square. I don’t particularly like the team but at least it’s in Times Square.

a man in a blue shirt is sitting on a couch and making a funny face . ALT: a man in a blue shirt is sitting on a couch and making a funny face .

hey make sure you absolutely torpedo this campaign. Make sure you hammer this story relentlessly to make sure no person with perceived Nazi ties ever gets close to a position of power.

Chappell Roan at Forest Hills Stadium

I don’t get to share pictures with my friends anymore since leaving IG but here’s the best picture I took of Chappell Roan N4 at Forest Hills Stadium.

Pink Pony Club, after the heaviest of the rain had stopped.

Nah but my delusions persist.

Less Christ more bike LFG

2025 NL West standings.

I know this stupid country will never embrace relegation but a -420 run differential should get you relegated. That’s an embarrassment.

It really was that painfully obvious.

I’ve never been more certain about a Mets win today.

I’ve also never been more certain about a Mets loss tomorrow.

Demarsico you’ve done it again you SOB

My dad watches Gutfeld. I feel that he caches it by characterizing it as ugly but it can’t be good to consume any of this with any regularity. I worry about it a lot.