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Jordan Sazant

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Corporate Restructuring Attorney at Proskauer in Chicago Canadian born and raised πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #ElbowsUp Dodgers, Devils, and Ravens.

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This is wildly appropriate ☠️

13.02.2026 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5521    πŸ” 1613    πŸ’¬ 324    πŸ“Œ 177

It depends on which of us you ask, but either sharing a 3 am Burger King poutine or a nice dinner at a downtown Montreal Italian restaurant and walk around the city during Jazz Fest about 4 months later

13.02.2026 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

3!

13.02.2026 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reminder, here is how Skeleton is scored:

- the bones are their money
- so are the worms
- the bones equal dollars
- they will pull your hair up but not out
- all they want is another chance at life

12.02.2026 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1458    πŸ” 236    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 8

But if FanDuel is gone, you still have to deal with DraftKings and BetMGM, etc.

Hample is a one-of-a-kind loser

11.02.2026 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mimosas are terrible. Replace the orange juice with cranberry to cut the acidity so you can drink more

Cranpagne is the GOAT brunch beverage

11.02.2026 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wild have to be the first team to ever have 3 goaltender sent to the Olympics

11.02.2026 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shortened neutral zone

11.02.2026 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Michael de Adder is a national treasure

11.02.2026 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Metaphiles

11.02.2026 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I think one is a prerequisite for the other

10.02.2026 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Al Kaline being in this lineup is making my head spin

10.02.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Genuinely asking, as it's likely there's something I'm missing, but regardless of typical storage cycle couldn't the authorities have sought this footage from the same "Backend" Nest source immediately?

Doesn't seem like data that would take a week+ to retrieve

10.02.2026 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's been 10 days and we are only now getting footage from the home camera? What is the FBI even doing?

10.02.2026 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I think the in-bound pass after scoring makes basketball turn based

10.02.2026 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”

my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

09.02.2026 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 18195    πŸ” 4520    πŸ’¬ 400    πŸ“Œ 414

Can you give a whole defense MVP?

09.02.2026 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show

09.02.2026 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2722    πŸ” 517    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 19

But she loves Zach Wilson

09.02.2026 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That was last year

08.02.2026 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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But we will not remain silent in the face of these attacks.

Share our ad and follow @usjewishdems.bsky.social to join us in the fight.

06.02.2026 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2080    πŸ” 1183    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 64

Here are 5 lessons that failing to set fire to my husband taught me about B2B sales

06.02.2026 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wine Maoms

06.02.2026 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Georgia is the preferred font for all official resistance matters

05.02.2026 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fair AAV but low ball on the years

05.02.2026 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Michael de Adder, Toronto Globe and Mail

04.02.2026 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 666    πŸ” 205    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 4

Minimizing the window where I read about how our world is a joke and we're at the mercy of megalomaniacal evil perverts. Logging on to the work zoom. "Heyyyy I'm good! How are you?"

04.02.2026 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4356    πŸ” 689    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 24

Okay, but what's the crime

04.02.2026 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whoever figures out how to sterilize milk will be so famous they’ll probably name the process after them.

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The girl with the Kill Your Local Pedophile sweater was READY for this

03.02.2026 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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