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the children yearn for the mines!!!!!!

yess opinions on idol plays are always so results oriented, if he doesn't play it and stays he has balls of steel or whatever, if he doesn't play it and leaves he's an idiot lol

we've gone backwards, the metaphors are so bad and confusing pleaseeeeeee 😭

it's really helpful that they use simple concepts like space travel as metaphors so we can make some sense of this complicated game #survivor49

i lied actually i laughed but i do hate him lowkey

yes!! or even family rewards when he'd be like "WOW!!! you just gave your mom a hug! tell us about that..what's that ABOUT for you?" just airtime wasting questions lol

🫩🫩🫩 tragic

to be clear these things make me laugh a lot i'm not really angry at jeff probst (this time)

i'm SO sorry that i am turning this into a jeff hate account but "well let's break this down!!" we just saw it!! it's a very simple situation!! we don't need an instant recap of two sentences! #survivor49

why does "fried chicken" get epic superhero music what are we doing 💀

btw my theory for why yellow sophie is being purpled (yellowed...?) is just that other sophie wins. i'm always wrong it makes sense in my head tho #survivor49

i do not like that they play the goofy silly music so often these days, not sure we need to be so goofy silly all the time #survivor49

The “I lived bitch” meme

#Survivor49 Sophie walking back into camp like

“I’m sorry you feel that way” is WILD #Survivor49

Rizo: "I don't know what I said..."

NONE of us do! They all convinced themselves more than he convinced them!

#Survivor49 #Survivor #RHAP

history of the world 🫩

I do understand: you want permission. There’s a machine in the corner wrapped in human skin that makes things out of shit and blood to look like whatever you want (as long as you don’t look too closely). You gave one to your teacher and they didn’t notice. Your boss told you to use it after they laid off half the team and it was fine. You fed one to your kids and they liked it. You want to know you can use it sometimes without me thinking less of you. You don’t need me to believe it’s useful, you just want me to be polite about it. But I am a hater, and I will not be polite. The machine is disgusting and we should break it. The people who build it are vapid shit-eating cannibals glorifying ignorance. I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself.

I cosign every single word of this

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did no one on set know lol! i know they are truly deadly but this footage existing makes the jake stuff seem so dramatic 😭

I’m watching the Survivor Micronesia ponderosa videos and there is a whole scene of Ozzy playing with the snake that bit Jake 😬 #Survivor

why did they let him do that omg 😭😭😭😭

SAME like i really do not get excited about any other show like this lol! i need more people to watch it!

OH well then i'm just avoiding the internet then bc i'm not finishing for a few days lol

i keep pausing idk if i will even get through one episode tonight oops but whennnnn did i start rooting for mongolia so hard

sitting down for episode 10!!!!! i might only get through one tonight, i kind of want to spread the last 3 episodes out, but i know i would have it spoiled for me before i got to the finale #PhysicalAsia

Sometimes I think bb fans are crazy then I see a love island fan analyzing someone’s pupils dilating

please use alt text so my muted keywords can see them

NO MORE. no one tell me anything else, i am done hearing things

i try to avoid stuff about her bc i'm a big hater but some stuff slips through the muted terms and it's always some shit like this lmao jesus