Trash.doc

Putting on a little show 🥹

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How buddy see himself vs who buddy be fr

Some of y'all gotta realize being "anti-capitalist" is more than just hating rich people. Too many of y'all wear that like a badge of honor, like it's some kind of initiation to sit at the "leftist" table in the caf.

Y'all turn politics into team sports and that's half the reason we got ganked

The UHC situation either some cyberpunk corpo militancy or some Walter white good universe type shit and ion really be fucking with that first one

Mmmmm pie

Oh nah rep your shit misspell it in all KAPS

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Huh?

I worked my ass off to get out of manual labor jobs and get into IT so I could make money just to find out being IT just exists to do an old rich fucks job for them because they're "computer illiterate" and proud of it. FUCK THE ECONOMY THAT SHITS A SCAM.

Can I roll a perception check on the reply button?

I feel like I should engage

Drake died. Killed.

People look at me and be like: "who's that guy, that guy with the vibe, that guy with the thing, that guy with the swagger, that guy who slurps beans out of a bag, that guy who pulls a full bag of beans out of the fridge and just absolutely POUNDS that shit, that guy...mhm"

Gon ahead and got me some lemon pepper steppers

The ever changing balance of the universe we all are just pretending to have any understanding of

Me: *licks finger to feel the wind direction*
Random guy next to me: "why the fuck did you just lick my finger"

No 😞 but thank you for this, it's my new favorite picture

You know I keep that muh fuckin THANG on me

If you consider my Biggie eyelash from frontnuts tweet as art (a rather intelligent stance to take) than because I like to make my intrusive thoughts other people's problems

Who y'all got?
Billie eilish (from Fortnite)
v.s.
Biggie eyelash (also from Fortnite)

Lie. I've never played a fun videogam

FUCK...I'ma get fired so fast without "-reddit" at the end of all my searches 😭😭

Hello I need more mutuals, please reply with your application below. (I have snacks and I make jokes)

You just aren't looking at Reddit hard enough

It's truly....not great, not great at all.

Oh then I'm doing great! I've never used a globe not even a map

Hmmmm I guess I should take a trip to hobby lobby

i don't want to create VALUE FOR SHAREHOLDERS i want to draw MONSTERS KISSING

bwomp

And it's chewsday