luigi mangione, smiling politely
23.12.2024 20:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@slartibuckfast.bsky.social
luigi mangione, smiling politely
23.12.2024 20:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Joanna was shocked when she heard about that. What is he doing paying you in cash? she said. Is he like a drug dealer or something? Marianne said she thought he was some kind of property developer. Oh, said Joanna. Wow, thatβs much worse.
18.12.2024 10:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0great
18.11.2024 17:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0most of the conversations i have with my cat are me very sincerely asking her if she has considered slowing her roll and her replying by tearing into the hallway at such speed that she knocks over my bike and gains one additional level of ptsd
18.11.2024 17:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0officers do not interact
18.11.2024 17:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0that should cover it
18.11.2024 17:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0my two most common crimes are running red lights and breaching gdpr [PARODY ACCOUNT DISCLAIMER]
18.11.2024 17:12 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i do really wish i could lock this account so i could repeatedly break various data protection laws
18.11.2024 17:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0yesterday they went to muscle brothers and they indeed meet a couple of muscular brothers
18.11.2024 16:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0they were like βhaddock town is really far from the sea, so why is it called haddock townβ and verbally i go βwell thats the mystery isnt itβ and mentally i go β??????β
17.11.2024 08:47 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0i started running a dnd game with a map based on the lothians but with plays on all the place names like βmuscle brothersβ, βwrath gateβ, bridge of goreβ and so on. all well and good until the party approaches one of these places and i have to figure out what the hell goes on there
17.11.2024 08:45 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0typing out βbadreadsβ as a joke but then its actually real
17.11.2024 08:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0little cat
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