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@kibitz.bsky.social

I like to cook. I like to eat. I’m more into cats than dogs. Favorite color is green. Biggest wish is to give it all up and farm.

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It’s so much worse than you could possibly imagine.

11.11.2025 23:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I immediately thought of the song “Big Rock Candy Mountain”.

10.11.2025 00:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel this in my bones.

09.11.2025 00:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have had the opening scene as a nightmare my entire life. It was surreal and very terrifying seeing it play out on screen.

07.11.2025 07:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That series about the origins of pennywise the clown is on now, though.

07.11.2025 02:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Superman, completely done with that shit, smokes a cig, scowling slightly.

Superman, completely done with that shit, smokes a cig, scowling slightly.

04.11.2025 23:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There is something to be said about retaining more starch instead of boiling it out. That said, I believe it’s more about the type of potato, not the mechanism employed for the cooking.

03.11.2025 10:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My favorite thing to do at work is to reply in an email: “Hakuna Matata”. Then I wait for two minutes and send: “IT MEANS NO WORRIES…”

02.11.2025 01:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trump’s Epstein plan to destroy our last remaining vestiges of wildlife will only hasten our demise.

24.10.2025 10:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

These Epstein boat strikes are outside of his purview and jurisdiction.

24.10.2025 10:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I contend that before rituals can take hold, the common language of a team needs to be established. After we’re all speaking the same language with the same emphasis and the same methods and cadences, THEN we can find the patterns to repeat for rituals and traditions.

22.10.2025 00:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The weirdest part of my new job isn’t the cybersecurity stuff. It’s all the standard tech stuff that has been completely neglected for years. DNS, DHCP, SMB signing, NTLM version control, VLANs or lack thereof, just all the basic stuff.

I find my forehead sore all the time from the slaps it gets.

21.10.2025 01:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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snoop dogg wearing sunglasses and a fur coat Alt: snoop dogg wearing sunglasses and a fur coat
20.10.2025 22:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Did I miss the goatse interpretation?

13.10.2025 22:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Clicked link, supplied credentials”

12.10.2025 11:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Med is wild

11.10.2025 15:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What’s the stuff on the far left for?

11.10.2025 15:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@mementomorty.bsky.social daaaaamn, you get some srsbznz replies, doncha?

02.10.2025 00:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Meme of question and answer where control of presidency and both parts of congress are held by republicans but responsibility of government shutdown is on Democrats.

Meme of question and answer where control of presidency and both parts of congress are held by republicans but responsibility of government shutdown is on Democrats.

01.10.2025 20:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh good, not much is more embarrassing than getting a pop culture reference wrong.

11.09.2025 01:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ONE LEG! (or am I thinking of the wrong character?)

10.09.2025 23:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Leave him treats!

10.09.2025 01:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But the *really* good ones put the audience wink in there so we know it’s really supes in there somewhere.

10.09.2025 00:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s also about being healthy and not dead from some sickness we developed a vaccine to conquer and then made the vaccine illegal.

09.09.2025 22:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Literally everything he touches turns to shit.

05.09.2025 23:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can you diffuse the sunlight a little?

01.09.2025 15:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A picture of a homeless person riding a delivery machine, with a mention of #clankerjockey.

A picture of a homeless person riding a delivery machine, with a mention of #clankerjockey.

25.08.2025 23:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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DOM-based Extension Clickjacking: Your Password Manager Data at Risk I described a new attack technique that I used against 11 password managers. The result was that stored data of tens of millions of users could be at risk.

I try to not click any public site, cookie rejection or no. marektoth.com/blog/dom-bas...

21.08.2025 21:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I distinctly recall joining a selection committee where stars were in outer space, but any updates were inserted into a procedure and then dropped to an inner task.

21.08.2025 02:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Epstein. Files.

16.08.2025 20:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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