We have a bucket full of bath toys, but my 4 year old is having the best time with an empty shampoo bottle
07.02.2025 03:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
How did I get such a feral child?!
*Looks directly at self in mirror*
23.11.2024 02:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
She picked up several Spanish words for colors after riding the metro, if she hears it we're in trouble 😂
22.11.2024 02:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Played go fish with the kiddo, using "the bird cards"
I know how this ends, and it ends with her surprising me that she knows how to read swear words
@effinbirds.com
22.11.2024 02:41 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Sorry my bad, but my hands are literally always full
21.11.2024 01:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I'm that YouTuber who taught you how dishwashers work. Guess I'm tryin' out the whole Bluesky thing now.
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Writer. Game Designer. Community Manager. Ninja.
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UFW - fighting for farm workers since 1962. Sí se puede!
Head of backend development/hardware tinkerer/public speaker/artificial pancreas user. Girls of Steel lead mentor. Creator https://codethesaur.us. Uses 100% organic sarcasm/puns.
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Daily comic by Aaron Reynolds that keeps on winning awards despite being nothing more than birds and curse words. Books, calendars and merch at effinbirds.com
Lots of former stuff including US Senator from MO, professional grandmother to 16, baker and political analyst MSNBC
Sr. Director of Human Growth & Development and anime nerd.
🇦🇺🇺🇸 Eng @smartrr, angel investor, & author. Ex-@Glitch, @Microsoft, @kickstarter, @docker. Likes tattoos, food & wine. He/him/his.
I write words and argue with computers, not always in that order. Queer, trans, tired, frequently trapped under a cat.
Cofounder, @AdaptiveCLabs, “the NTSB of Tech” bringing Resilience Engineering to industry. he/him. Won’t speak on all-male panels, and #blacklivesmatter.
Do not shame people for what they read..For every person, there is a story. #WindowsMirrorsSlidingDoors Otakuelf on Ao3
