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@crash006.bsky.social

Student in MLT to work in hospital labs. I paint Warhammer minis, all my jokes are references to movies or The Simpsons, and generally talk out of my ass.

272 Followers  |  172 Following  |  1,263 Posts  |  Joined: 18.09.2023  |  2.3116

Latest posts by crash006.bsky.social on Bluesky

Isn't a thin pancake a crepe?

17.02.2026 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like the color and consistency for the most part. The screw caps are however the literal worst. The cap on my black is always welded on when I go to open it.

17.02.2026 14:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For what, and for who?

17.02.2026 14:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a green hat is asking who requested this . ALT: a man wearing a green hat is asking who requested this .
17.02.2026 14:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard and mustache is smiling and looking at the camera . ALT: a man with a beard and mustache is smiling and looking at the camera .
17.02.2026 01:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a picture of a ladder that says mnf on the top ALT: a picture of a ladder that says mnf on the top

Well, looks like it's time to make this modern aristocracy scared again.

16.02.2026 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man is waving his hand in front of a crowd of people on a television show . ALT: a man is waving his hand in front of a crowd of people on a television show .
16.02.2026 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a red shirt is being held by two police officers and says i 'm gonna get you ! ALT: a man in a red shirt is being held by two police officers and says i 'm gonna get you !
16.02.2026 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tell a single coherent story in one movie!? Brilliant! This new way of story telling will revolutionize the industry.

16.02.2026 14:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Never had cup noodles specifically, but every so often will get another brand/type of "add water and microwave" noodles. Some flavors are pretty good. Try to avoid them too often due to metric ton of sodium in them however.

16.02.2026 14:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does he have dementia? What GOP is he imaging that will suddenly discover common sense.

15.02.2026 19:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only one way to find out...

15.02.2026 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard is screaming while wearing a suit . ALT: a man with a beard is screaming while wearing a suit .
15.02.2026 02:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with a mustache and a suit says " it 's science " ALT: a man with a mustache and a suit says " it 's science "

Calories and alcohol don't count on vacation.

14.02.2026 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard stands at a podium in front of a clock that says scales of justice ALT: a man with a beard stands at a podium in front of a clock that says scales of justice
14.02.2026 01:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ice cube is making a funny face while looking at the camera . ALT: ice cube is making a funny face while looking at the camera .

I think I had a stroke reading that.

13.02.2026 12:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You need to feed it atleast 20 baby giraffes a day to get correct answers.

13.02.2026 11:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character with the words what do we look like a couple of nerds below it ALT: a cartoon character with the words what do we look like a couple of nerds below it
12.02.2026 23:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WTF!? If my math is correct that's somewhere around 6 messages PER day.

12.02.2026 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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bender from futurama says i don t see the problem with this ALT: bender from futurama says i don t see the problem with this
12.02.2026 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"No possible way this could blow up in our face."

12.02.2026 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're literally dragons trying to horde all the wealth, because they can't imagine going without all of it.

12.02.2026 14:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait what?

11.02.2026 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hmmm, that's a good idea.

11.02.2026 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She's not ready for tales of putting a piece of tape over the hole in a cassette/VHS to be able to record over it.

11.02.2026 17:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gotta keep topped up at the LARP gatheting.

11.02.2026 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You've piqued my interest, I'll add it to my "to read" list.

11.02.2026 17:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pretty good. I think Jim Lee is favorite.

11.02.2026 09:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a brown jacket is pointing in front of a sign that says that 's true ALT: a man in a brown jacket is pointing in front of a sign that says that 's true
10.02.2026 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with long hair and a beard is making a face . ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is making a face .

Me trying to parse this:

10.02.2026 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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