Ryan @crash006 - Bluesky Profile

a cartoon of a man in a suit and tie standing in front of a fire escape ALT: a cartoon of a man in a suit and tie standing in front of a fire escape

US Democrat leadership:

05.11.2025 10:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Even as a non-New Yorker, I'd very much like to never hear from Cuomo again.

05.11.2025 02:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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04.11.2025 17:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sent my mail ballot last week in PA.

04.11.2025 17:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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03.11.2025 20:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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03.11.2025 20:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a military uniform is standing in a room with flags and says `` right to jail , right away '' . ALT: a man in a military uniform is standing in a room with flags and says `` right to jail , right away '' .

03.11.2025 20:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif.

03.11.2025 17:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I move we eliminate the biannual clock change, on the grounds of not disrupting puppies and other pets sense of food time.

02.11.2025 17:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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They are 100% going to Bernie him.

02.11.2025 11:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Yes.

01.11.2025 22:13 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Calling it now, as the @whmpodcast.bsky.social boys say, he's getting Farina'd at the Oscars next year.

01.11.2025 11:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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We go live to Cargill:

01.11.2025 00:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I shot him 6 times!!!

31.10.2025 21:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Someone must have seen @crobertcargill.bsky.social king size candy bars, and took it as a challenge.

31.10.2025 21:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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I ain't seen shit.

31.10.2025 11:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was required to get a flu shot for work (hospital) got that earlier thos month. They also offered free covid shots, got mine when leaving today, my arm is also starting to feel sore.

30.10.2025 22:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah, but what if we try to squeeze as much money as possible out of this franchise and run it straight into the ground right now?

30.10.2025 16:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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30.10.2025 13:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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30.10.2025 13:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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30.10.2025 03:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Umm...

30.10.2025 02:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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30.10.2025 01:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a purple sweater sits in front of a sign that says " what the hell is that snl " ALT: a man in a purple sweater sits in front of a sign that says " what the hell is that snl "

29.10.2025 22:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Two executives who will lose more money than most of us will ever see, and still be fine.

29.10.2025 16:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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29.10.2025 16:18 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

THIS IS THE EMPLOYMENT JELLY Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

28.10.2025 14:21 — 👍 2637 🔁 1869 💬 16 📌 92

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29.10.2025 00:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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28.10.2025 17:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Oh cool a New York Post headline.

28.10.2025 17:07 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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