#menwhomeow🫃🦭

I'm coping about the fact that I mentioned I don't remember the majority of my childhood in a work meeting icebreaker thing today and realizing that is Not a Normal Thing to Have Experienced Much Less Say At Work. I told myself this week my goal was to shut up more and I didn't even pass Monday 😭😭

Just realized that by virtue of me saying slightly odd stuff all the time at work any one specific odd thing I say seems less strange in comparison because of the pattern of behavior

COEXIST Inc @coexistinc X.com When I lived with Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, she would go through great lengths not to pay rent. One time, she attempted to pay with 100 pounds of rotten avocados she found while dumpster diving in Portland. I used to find this story charming, but not since she voted to fund DHS.

there is an incredible amount of mgp lore coming out of sw washington and portland right now

LETS GOOOO I'm gonna have to see it when it comes out stateside

WHOA ITS ALREADY OUT 😮

I miss the dopamine I get from being really obsessed with something prayer circle the neurons in my brain fire in the right way to make me obsessed with Gundam again

Guys when is Hathaway 2 coming out I'm too lazy to Google it help a guy out

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Someone must have shared one of my stupid edits again hello everypony

Many such cases

I got followed by an AI-generated yaoi porn account this morning. Instant block. Fuck you. If the yaoi smut isn't being created by an insane perverted fujoshi or fudanshi putting every ounce of their love and freak fetishes into it by hand then I don't fucking want it

Whoever pushed a dumpster into the back of the train and made me late to work this morning: your mom's a hoe

Congrats on the grandma yuri

Irt* not it. Like in regard to

Important life lesson I learned it being autistic is that people will forgive you being a bit strange at work if you're good at your job

I was born to be drawn and quartered for making 1 too many antagonistic jokes at the expense of milord to the amusement of the peasants. I've always been a working class warrior don't get me wrong

Something something born to be a medieval court jester forced to work in engineering something something

Damn if you want me whipped so bad just do it yourself instead of e-begging to pay someone to do it you freak 🙄

I didn't hear that , I also don't listen to poor people

Sorry I don't let broke people whip me

What are you going to do about it

Okay but if I pay you, you pay someone to lash me and you make no money. I pay you nothing, you pay the person lashing me nothing, I don't get lashed, you still make no money. Why would I pay you

How are you going to lash me. You don't know where I live

Why would I do that

How about I pay you nothing and you give me 0 lashes I think that's fair

Bold words coming from a guy getting 0 lashes

Before I let someone lash me 500 times yeah

My dad who is a mini painter uses tackle boxes which is a great idea and I am going to steal

Wait so they make the 5 dollars then? Like I pay you and it directly goes to them?

The boxes on the top are kits that are either entirely built, mostly built, or in progress. I'm just really bad at getting rid of all the stuff I don't need and sorting out accessories hence I just hang onto the boxes