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Soccer, craft cocktails, and my wife's phat ass. I enjoy the finer things in life. #EBFG

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We have a friend in the local Chelsea group who is a Rockies season tickets holder. Every year he takes a group of Chelsea supporters to the game, and we sing songs like we are at the pub. It ended with 2 of our guys getting 86'ed after we sang "WHAT A WASTE OF MONEY" when Ohtani was at bat.

06.10.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Blue tshirt with Kenny Powers from β€œEastbound and Down” wearing a Seattle baseball jersey while displaying two middle fingers.

Blue tshirt with Kenny Powers from β€œEastbound and Down” wearing a Seattle baseball jersey while displaying two middle fingers.

I was half way out the door to pick up my daughter from school when I remembered that I’m taking her to meet a college recruiter afterwards and that this tshirt might not be appropriate to wear. Go Mariners!

06.10.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Go Sounders!

03.10.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s good to be blue.

03.10.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A flashlight with a penis shaped shadow

A flashlight with a penis shaped shadow

β€œCommissioner Gordon, Gotham City is being overrun with hot milfs and slutty twinks in short shorts!”
β€œLight the Dick Signal!”

17.09.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have no empathy for Charlie Kirk at all. He's a big reason why we haven't done shit to change this in FORTY FUCKING YEARS!

10.09.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Student, 14, Slays Teacher; Three Shot at School A student shot and killed a substitute teacher and wounded a vice principal and two classmates at his high school Thursday, then fled to his home, where his parents turned him over to police, authorit...

While Charlie Kirk was busy bleeding out, 2 kids were shot at Evergreen High School today, which is right down the road from my daughter's high school. It gave me flash backs to this incident at Lewistown High School almost 40 years ago. I was 2 blocks away. www.latimes.com/archives/la-...

10.09.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

12 years ago today, my wife was sworn in as a US citizen. Today, we’d be scared that the ceremony was a trap to deport her.

05.09.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
0.5 GAMES BACK BABY

0.5 GAMES BACK BABY

πŸŒ±πŸ‘€πŸŒ±

10.08.2025 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 747    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 9

Shouldn’t it be smearing Cruz Azul across the cement?

01.08.2025 09:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Make that 4 goals

01.08.2025 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m on a fancy bus between Singapore and Malacca scaring the other passengers because the Mariners went on a run followed by 3 quick Sounders goals.

01.08.2025 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Trans issues have been especially divisive for Democrats in the wake of the 2024 election, when Republicans used the subject to cast Kamala Harris and other opponents as out-of-touch. Newsom, another possible 2028 contender who visited South Carolina last week, drew backlash from activists and some liberal colleagues this year when he said β€œit’s deeply unfair” for trans athletes to participate in women’s sports.

In South Carolina, Beshear was eager to talk about how he had handled LGBTQ issues, however.

β€œI vetoed it because it was the right thing to do,” he said of the bill in Kentucky. β€œI said my faith teaches me that all children are children of God, and I didn’t want people picking on those kids.”

Trans issues have been especially divisive for Democrats in the wake of the 2024 election, when Republicans used the subject to cast Kamala Harris and other opponents as out-of-touch. Newsom, another possible 2028 contender who visited South Carolina last week, drew backlash from activists and some liberal colleagues this year when he said β€œit’s deeply unfair” for trans athletes to participate in women’s sports. In South Carolina, Beshear was eager to talk about how he had handled LGBTQ issues, however. β€œI vetoed it because it was the right thing to do,” he said of the bill in Kentucky. β€œI said my faith teaches me that all children are children of God, and I didn’t want people picking on those kids.”

If the (wildly popular) governor of Kentucky can say this with his whole chest then what excuse does the (wildly unpopular) governor of California have?

23.07.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2551    πŸ” 680    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 55

Making the run to Singapore tonight. DEN to SFO, and then then SFO to SIN. 16 hours and 20 minutes for that last stretch, so I have a fully loaded ipad with Severance and Andor downloaded, and a Switch 2 with Donkey Kong Bananza.

23.07.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So my wife added me and our daughter to the WhatsApp group that her parents use, and I have to say, Singaporean Chinese boomer memes are a hell of a lot nicer and gentler than American boomer memes.

21.07.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That might be the most frustrating #Sounders match I've watched in a very long time. Nothing makes me feel more like an old man than bitching about discipline, but after the past two matches, what else do we have to bitch about.

17.07.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Found out they have providence on the back. Fuck.

16.07.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Had to get the new Sounders kit for the whole fam, solely for the reason that we can finally get a kit with out Providence on the front.

16.07.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Parental brag moment. My kiddo got a 5 on her first AP exam. So proud of her for all of her work.

07.07.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Incredible to read this post while watching a game where there are flashing ads for the Saudi Arabia sovereign wealth fund on the advertising hoardings of a 30% full stadium

16.06.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

anarchists just want to be left alone to photocopy their zines

11.06.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 334    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 3

you know how people in Los Angeles have a right to object to an invading military force?

i invite you to consider what other communities around the world might also have the right to object to the same thing

10.06.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2461    πŸ” 515    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 10

We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.

10.06.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 22468    πŸ” 4906    πŸ’¬ 598    πŸ“Œ 614
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An update on Club World Cup Bonuses.

MLS spent most of last week making threats and promising retaliation against the MLSPA & players because Seattle players wore t-shirts that expressed frustration over the league’s refusal to engage about Club World Cup compensation.

More ⬇️ #FairShareNow

08.06.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 103    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 18

Let whoever posted this run the party.

30.05.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5455    πŸ” 783    πŸ’¬ 81    πŸ“Œ 15
Female wearing a Millie Bright #4 Chelsea kit holding the hand of a male wearing a Cole Palmer #20 Chelsea kit.

Female wearing a Millie Bright #4 Chelsea kit holding the hand of a male wearing a Cole Palmer #20 Chelsea kit.

Chelsea finished the season with 69 point while my wife and I wore our 420 Chelsea kits. Chelsea wins the memelord EPL. Nice.

25.05.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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RIP Sabu....

A damn legend

11.05.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 138    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 15

Had a lovely weekend with the wife. Felt like an absolute baller while I watched Chelsea win from a hot tub in my hotel room, with my beautiful wife sitting in the tub with me. #KTBBFH

05.05.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to Help Tom Biro with his Hit-and-Run Recovery, organized by Mark Nesteroff Our dear friend Tom Biro was involved in an incident Monday in the early mo… Mark Nesteroff needs your support for Help Tom Biro with his Hit-and-Run Recovery

I'm pretty sure that everyone who follows me for Sounders and ECS stuff would already know whats happened to Tom BIro, but if for some reason you haven't, he got hit by a car in a hit and run Sunday night. He's currently in the ICU. GoFundMe is here : gofund.me/6c48080d

30.04.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today in WTF, my Global Entry application was approved in 2 days. No interview, no photo, no nothing. Just an automatic approval.

21.04.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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