James Bell

FIFA has the chance to do the funniest thing. Just give it to Obama.

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

This person took this when they called the race

TRANSITION CO-CHAIR LINA KHAN!?!?!??!

PROHIBITED ITEMS Aerosols Alcohol Animais except assistance dogs Laptops tablets, recording devices, pro cameras Bags larger than A4 and luggage Bicycles, scooters (and e-bikes and e-scooters] Bottles of any king and flasks Chairs or stools Food and drink Flares, fireworks and smoke devices Glass objects or vessels Drones Helmets Illegal drugs and substances Lasers Large umbrellas Liquids and gels (100ml) Metal cans and objects Nitrous oxide Perfumes Promotional material, stickers and flags Pushchairs Selfie sticks Spray cans, markers and graffiti pens Weapons, tools and blades ANY OTHER ITEMS DEEMED TO BE A RISK TO PUBLIC SAFETY All items are subject to change without notice by venue management *medical exemptions apply

Going to write an "End Of The World As We Know It" style list song based on this.

If there's a movie about this New York City election, Jeremy Strong should play Cuomo

Academics in Assyria in the 7th c BC complain that admin is preventing them from doing research and teaching

An abandoned building by the beach where a window overlooks the sea. The water through the window resembles a painting, so someone has scrawled Free Rothko on the wall.

Good morning.
I don't know who did this, but I love you.

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"You will be haunted," resumed the Ghost, "by three spirits."

A stop sign. Under the stop sign, another, red rectangular, sign is affixed. It says "Actually stop. Like, for real."

Someone in my neighborhood got FED. UP.

Genuinely delighted to download a PhD thesis from a university repository where the author has neglected to remove the words "BITCH THIS IS YOUR THESIS" from the filename.

The more you get to know people, the more you get to: no, people?

Graffiti on the shuttered Reform office in Caerffili that reads "Now u can fuck off home." God I love Wales.

After a lovely weekend away with my friends I have returned safely home to what is officially the greatest town on this entire island if not the world.

Quick update on this- they still don’t let you ride the baggage carousel

Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast) Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

10/10 response, no notes

My former home (albeit for a few years) is not a shithole, I should add

YouTube video by SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma There is no such thing as your favorite Beatle!! Feat Ethan Hawke #thebeatles #subwaytakes

I still can’t decide if I agree with all of this, but it’s a compelling take:

I hope this email never finds you. I hope you’re free.

This is a great article about the fate of Bluesky

Search result from a website that, weirdly, estimates how long it will take you to read any given book. Except, it appears, when it comes to Proust: “We couldn’t estimate the reading time for this book.” Which seems fitting, really

Well, fair enough, I guess

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

I see that Teams is unaffected by the AWS outage *sigh*

I love whatever is wrong with them 🙂‍↕️

oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter

Profile pic of equestrian statue, a long orange traffic cone obscuring the king’s head.

UK solidarity in advance of No Kings Day. George III.

STOP TIMING!!

A tweet from @a_lolbrarianbthat reads "We went to the planetarium today and when the voiceover said 'this is the earth' one of the kids booed"

This is my favorite post of all time