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"Gavin Newsom makes Trump mad!" I have seen that guy get mad at Jimmy Fallon and Rosie O'Donnell, this feels like an easy achievement.

i love how he doesn't even have an executive role, yet cause he created mario and zelda miyamoto has essentially become john nintendo in the zeitgeist.

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Here Comes Pac-Man World 2 but it uses the actual model

Discord might have cut ties but they're still planning to roll out age verification globally next month.

Continue to cancel your nitro subscriptions, if you haven't done so already. Don't boosts servers as well.

Hit them in the wallet.

- Migration is good. Brexit has failed.
- The war on drugs has failed. Decriminalise, regulate, treat.
- Trans women are women.

Vote green 💚

Bluesky is such an amazing place but if everyone reposts the artworks they see and show their support to their favorite artists more often this place would become a best social media app for the artists as we struggle to survive

REPOST. WE DONT HAVE ALGORITHM HERE.

*freepost for the uk

there should be a government department that makes a nice, calm catalog of every product you can get. maybe reviews too. and then the USPS delivers it

The image is a meme with three panels, using a scene from a movie to humorously convey a conversation about prosecuting people associated with the Epstein files. 1. Top Panel: Shows two characters, with the left one facing the camera and the right one seen from behind. The text reads: "prosecute everyone in the Epstein files." 2. Middle Panel: Features a close-up of the right character facing the camera. The text states: "if we prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, the whole system will collapse." 3. Bottom Panel: The left character is in focus, looking at the right character, with the text: "I already said prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, you don't need to sell it to me."

YouTube video by penguinz0 Complete Nonsense

Reminder that they're still trying to repeal section 230 (thereby making platform holders like bsky legally responsible for content posted by their users etc etc)

There is still a need for you to blow up your rep's phones on this if you enjoy being able to do things like "post" or "have an porn"

hit 'em where it hurts!! 🥰✨

did this company lose a bet or something?

only downside is idk what to do with it each year 🤷

me being single and still loving valentine’s day feels no different to me being an atheist and still loving christmas

thank you, the grinch who stole bitches.

im late but you still need help?

Mockup poster of Wario Land 4 in which Wario is wearing a nice suit with a bouquette on his hand. Inside it there's a copy of Wario Land 4 for Game Boy Advance. The text above it reads "HURRY UP! You got a special date!". Below there are a few screenshots of the game (Courtesy of Mobygames)

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🚨‘Knights of Guinevere’ has officially been greenlit at Glitch Productions.

Their first 2D animated show is now in full production for the first season.

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Zohran Mamdani will FORCE all New Yorkers to become beautiful horse-riding subway pirates

Celebrate Saint Faraday's Feast this February!💙

Pygmyshire has a tradition full of food and love. Be sure to join our Discord server to take part in the celebrations! 🎉

i like my tung tung sahur man-made

Cutter Kirby!

Characters from a thing that manifested into my soul during a moment.

"Moderna's CEO announced the company will no longer invest in new Phase 3 vaccine trials for infectious diseases: 'You cannot make a return on investment if you don't have access to the U.S. market. Vaccines for Epstein-Barr virus, herpes, and shingles have been shelved.” 9:12 AM Feb 12, 2026 604.8K Views

In terms of what cures are being lost:

- Epstein-Barr virus is perhaps the major trigger for multiple sclerosis
- herpes simplex virus causes cold sores, genital herpes, infections in babies, deadly meningitis
- shingles virus causes an intensely painful disease

myopia is not realising how blind you are until you finally get glasses

stop trying to make him seem cool

the solution isn't censoring the net
it's actually bothering to bring back kid-friendly online spaces