Brandy Smuggler, Master Spy

For all of this fandom's thirst, Jack Whitehall and Adria Arjona don't get nearly enough love.

I want to hug you both so freaking hard right now.
The talent in this thread is amazing and I would like to politely and gently scream words of affirmation at you if I could.

All it took for mine was to watch Staged for him to completely understand. It's now our main "comfort show for background noise".

When we first watched Underworld, we were probably halfway through until he was like "wait a minute... ohhhh, okay. Okay, I get it." And that's when he came to understand the Michael Sheen 'thing'.

If I had a dollar for every time my husband was like "why would you buy a Colin Farrell vampire mov- oh nvm" or "why did you buy the Underworld box set? Oh nvm" or "since when do you care about Nixon? Oh nvm"

This needs at least 8 episodes.

Gold and black and white and... beige?!

Because he's an old-fashioned Southern lawyer who likes to run his thumbs underneath them when he's making a point to the jury, Derek, gawl.

When the president is destroying national landmarks, murdering fishermen, raising prices because he's angry over a Reagan video, and kidnapping parents in front of their crying children is probably not an ideal time to have a lazy, completely incompetent legislative branch perpetually on vacation.

1970s secretaries were writing alien porn about spock and kirk so hardcore it would instantly kill your average modern scifi fan

"My chakras are fine, Jessica. Tell me positive energy will cure my migraines one more time and im gonna shove your crown Chakra up your root chakra."

"What do we have here, officer?"
"Well, Sarge, it appears to be a body rubbed down with overpriced lavender oil, force-fed homeopathic protein shakes, and a note saying "have you tried keto?!" pinned to their Lululemon yoga pants."
"Christ, *another one*?!"

We'd be the only group of vigilantes who had to sit down often because all of our joints hurt and quite frankly, we just don't have the spoons for it today.

a man in a suit and tie says excellent job in front of two other men ALT: a man in a suit and tie says excellent job in front of two other men

Only the truly feral know this is grade a SMUT.

I work with a program called Aeroplan.
Every time I open it or see it written or hear someone say it in a meeting, that gods-awful "Aeroplane" pops up in my head.
This happens to me every day.
And it won't stop.
It's my 12th reason.

Is it "law enforcement," or is it "extrajudicial murder"?

Not only did I subscribe with my email, I made sure to send them to the husband. It's the only gift list he'll need for my birthday.

My husband and my child both work for Amazon,, and I used to work for Blue Origin. I cannot judge.

WHERE DID YOU GET THE PAINT BY NUMBER OMG

Archbishop James Ussher claimed that the Heaven and the Earth were created on Sunday, the 21st of October, 4004 BC, at 9:00 a.m. This too was incorrect, by almost a quarter of an hour. It was created at 9:13 in the morning. Which was correct. The whole business with the fossilised dinosaur skeletons was a joke the palaeontologists haven't seen yet.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EARTH!!! :)) <3 #GoodOmens

I need this so much.

She *does* have a life outside of this house, you know.

Aziraphale and Crowley celebrating Earth's birthday🤩

Btw happy birthday Earth etc etc🤩🤩

My husband put on the show just now to celebrate, and its why we'll be married forever.

I AM LITERALLY IN TEARS I NEVER GOT A SHIPPING NOTIFICATION OMG ITS SO FUCKING PRETTY IN THIS BOX

I've had a really blah morning, but I think this will fix me right up. 🥰

I love the reviews! This is gorgeous!