Will Edwards

Babe wake up, new reason 6 was afraid of 7 just dropped

I wonder how many times in history an animals evolution has been set back a million years or so, just because a particular animal with better genes for survival was infertile. Think about it, we were a few virgin dinosaurs away from never getting chickens

I thought I was so smart thinking of a stormtrooper joke and then I saw the comments

Reason #3069 to hate AI: Now when i see a funny picture or video of an animal making an insane pose or doing something weird, I assume it’s fake rather than just a surreal funny moment someone caught.

How you gonna take the joy out of animal pics

Really loved Fantastic Four: First Steps! now let’s cut to the chase, do you think they’re gonna put galactus in disney world or

Fuck Netflix, this a Netflix hate account now

Now that the Oscar’s are on YouTube they are gonna have to get rid of the documentary category so it’s advertiser friendly

A social media ban for under 16’s??? Man that sucks. Makes you wonder though, it would be a really good opportunity if hypothetically Disney was to bring back an IP of a social simulator about penguins, that they’ve just been sitting on. But that would be crazy, right?

My Spotify wrapped came in, it said I farted ZERO times this year! Everyone who said I farted this year was WRONG

Just found out about Deja vu

You miss 100% of the shots you take and then delete because you get anxious

Just found out about Deja vu

If you’re reading this I know what you’re doing stop stalking my blue sky

For any carpenters or experienced fixers out there, does anyone know what I need to fix a hole in my ozone layer?

Super excited to look at the mirror when I get home

Just found out Moana 2 already came out

I think KFC is pretty good, although I don’t think it’s great that if you ask for a napkin they set a family of lions on you without even giving you a chair to hold them off with

Feeling consumerist af today, deadass gonna consume the shit outta some content fr fr

“I’m over it” can mean both “Yeah I used to be upset but I’m good now” AND “I am so fucking sick of this shit, this is the last straw I am about to crash the fuck out.” Feels like there is room for confusion there.

Whoever came up with the idea to make a horror movie about the monkey that’s in Toy Story 3 has seen my soul because that scared the shit out of me as a kid

You know Sabrina Carpenter from her latest album. I know Sabrina Carpenter from Tall Girl. We are not the same.

Who up clenching they cheeks

Haven’t overdrawn my bank account in almost a week now, may as well give me my Scrooge mcduck vault now because I am rich

Is this a safe space to say that Waluigi is kinda mid

Although if there is less than eight options it’s trying too hard to seem fancy; it’s bad again.

Fact: With the exception of Chinese restaurants, the more options on the menu, the worse the restaurant is.

Water’s not wet

Conspiracy theory: everyone who claims to not know about The Game is just using a difficult strategy to not lose where they don’t think about it even when it’s spoken about

Conspiracy theory: World war 3 is a plan by Elon musk to make it the more appealing option to take his shitty rockets to mars where we’ll eat rocks and potato’s all year

People keep recommending that I go to Japan on holiday but what if I go and Scarlett Johansson isn’t there? What do I even do then?