Ian Goldie (He/Him)

a kitchen with a checkered floor and a white refrigerator with the words oh yeah !!! written on it . ALT: a kitchen with a checkered floor and a white refrigerator with the words oh yeah !!! written on it .

Love the punch dimension. A lot of people don't realize he's like Doctor Spooky in that he gets his power from a powerful entity.

In his case, it's this guy.

Good. Fuck Kim Davis. That woman has tried to interfere with our ability to get married for my entire adult life. Such a hateful individual.

That's hot! It looks great on you ✨️

Oh no 😂

That's honestly so kinky 🫡😂

😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎

Good luck! ✨️🥰

Thanks! I'm enjoying how it's going so far ✨️

Looks like I’m pondering life but I was actually wondering what role this creepy-ass fountain would play in Resident Evil.

Like, would it drain to reveal a ladder? Is there an emblem inside one of the statues? Could a mini Neptune be in the water? WILL IT RUN RED WITH BLOO

I remember that era... it's okay, you weren't alone 💀❤️‍🩹

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I don't feel like this needs context. It's pretty self-explanatory.

Yes, they are! What a pretty bird.

oops RIP soldier

Damn...

"There are no skaven in Ba Sing Se!"

So, you're playing a hobbit? 😂

It's never too early to think about lunch.

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It's official, guys. I've started writing a book. I don't plan on publishing it or anything, and I have no idea if it's going to be good or not, but... wish me luck 😂

a bunch of food on a table with the word yuuum on the bottom ALT: a bunch of food on a table with the word yuuum on the bottom

LOL

Just throw a glizzy party!
Honestly, I'm sure the picture was taken by a vendor or something. They gotta keep their hotdogs somewhere 😂

Oh damn, that's awful 🫠

If anything, I'm not sensitive enough. I usually have to take Ibuprofen, too.

Too bad it'll likely only last 10 days tops before you have to start worrying about food poisoning 🥲❤️‍🩹

Good to know! And no, I take acetaminophen quite often, unfortunately 😂

Oh, I will! ✨️ do you have any fun weekend plans?

Oh lmfao 😂 legit got me

When North Korean news anchors praise you... 😬

You too! 🥰 it's my Friday, I'm looking forward to the weekend.

¡Dios mío! 🫠

Don't mind me, I'll just be puddled over here on the floor 😂

IT'S JUST LIKE NORMANDY

That soft blue is so easy on the eyes ✨️💖