Beau Colburn @beaucolburn.com

And he turned out so normal!

12.02.2026 21:00 — 👍 6055 🔁 643 💬 289 📌 35

I laughed when that popped up!

10.02.2026 23:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bad Bunny in the sugarcane field at the Super Bowl

Why is this so accurate?

10.02.2026 01:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Really love that album

06.02.2026 02:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

$600

04.02.2026 02:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Yep, hugely so.

03.02.2026 14:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck Punxsutawney Phil

02.02.2026 18:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I thought for sure this was an old quote. He said this statement this morning.

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Vodka advertisement that lists it as “AI Approved”

Please, I’m begging you, make it stop.

31.01.2026 00:28 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

what an album

29.01.2026 03:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Aside From That, Mr. Cook, What Did You Think of the Movie? Let them eat popcorn...

spyglass.org/tim-cook-cap... @mgsiegler.com

27.01.2026 01:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hard not to be really disappointed with Tim Cook.

27.01.2026 00:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

oh my god bobby

10.01.2026 23:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

January 6: A Date Which Will Live in Infamy Discover the real January 6 story: peaceful protest turned tragedy, Deep State entrapment, media deception, and President Trump's triumphant pardons restoring justice to patriotic Americans.

My god this is insanity: www.whitehouse.gov/j6/

07.01.2026 02:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don’t even get me started on “my tumblr”, “my twitter” and the like.

07.01.2026 01:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Weird to be in NYC today and not headed to MSG. Hope everyone enjoys.

30.12.2025 17:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

APP NOTIFICATION: MESSAGE REGARDING YOUR CHILD

EMAIL: CHECK APP FOR MESSAGE REGARDING YOUR CHILD

TEXT: CHECK APP FOR MESSAGE REGARDING YOUR CHILD

MESSAGE REGARDING MY CHILD: Remember the winter concert is tomorrow!

18.12.2025 18:26 — 👍 1410 🔁 147 💬 37 📌 28

Time for a fernet.

28.11.2025 00:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Very much agree.

20.11.2025 18:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Photo of people watching the World Series through closed restaurant gate at the airport.

Airport vibes were strong

02.11.2025 04:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Holy shit, Dodgers!

02.11.2025 04:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Holy shit what an end to the Dodgers game!

01.11.2025 03:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man with a beard says now that 's a name i ve not heard in a long time ALT: a man with a beard says now that 's a name i ve not heard in a long time

Baker & Taylor… (And agree very much.)

01.11.2025 01:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So so good.

27.10.2025 21:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

At this point I wish Apple made Reading List a standalone app.

25.10.2025 21:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Art of the Deal.

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I think about that shit all the time. Also that there’s more time between Hampton 09 and now than the start of the band and Big Cypress.

24.10.2025 01:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Still came out on top, and kept it around because of the kids who broke the glass 2-3 times.

09.10.2025 17:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Apple replacing my almost 7yo busted iPad Pro with a new M4 model. Thanks AppleCare.

09.10.2025 16:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A photo of goose the band

Goose

04.10.2025 01:39 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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