Ed Morrish

i am going to eat the mona lisa

it is about to be the first valentine's day since thousands of people fell in love with a predictive text generator and i fear the content will be tremendous

i just found out who the first unsigned artist to have a us number one single was AND who directed the video for that single. every day is a learning day.

sorry it’s late here

awooooooo

Being self employed is hard, I’m not a good boss or employee

THIS COLD DARK RECTANGLE OF SAD AND GLASS IS NOT GIVING ME THE SUPPORT AND COMFORT I REQUIRE.

The short form video influencers make me sad. They have one joke eventually blow up and then after that they have to keep doing the same joke forever

i have just finished putting together next week’s sound heap and if your problem with the show is that it was “too mainstream” then hoo boy are you in for a treat

a headline that says here comes the river of yuck

OUT: I'm gonna cum

IN:

oh, maybe we’ve done tim davie?

this is the first and perhaps last time we’ve had cause to impersonate one of my former employers on noncensored

"never lift your foot above their knee" was another piece of advice

no-one can prove otherwise!

my school’s wikipedia page doesn’t have an alumni section so i’ve no idea who the most famous one is

You there, internet stranger: Validate my worth!

[handcuffed]

officer, the Dow is at the highest it’s ever been!!!

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uk friends, just a reminder you can donate old glasses and hearing aids to lionsrecycling.co.uk where people turn them into new ones for those that need them !

Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:

Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Welcome to the 2026 Winter RevLympics! Who will take the gold in tonight's frozen possum curling? Will the south side win again in the 1000 meter stolen car hood snow surf? God bless.

You know you can just make your own blue plaque and put it on your house? x

my kickboxing instructor opened with “run away. if you can’t run away, give them what they want. if you can’t give them what they want, hit them so hard that you can run away.”

jim ratcliffe: [seeing man utd experiencing hope and optimism for the first time in 13 years] well.. better tell everyone i'm racist

i hope someone goes in studs-up on a man u player and gets let off by the ref after they apologise for their choice of language

and another thing: shes not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that she got mad.

They are in love

Not gonna lie, the worst theme park I've ever been to was PC World x

Dropkicka en fascist om dagen, det är bra för magen!

be the change you wish to see on bsky

good to see a lot of my prior beliefs about manchester united football club being confirmed