Xylobryte

The indomitable human spirit will never quit

Apocalyptipups

the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair

little is having a hard time picking a bsky handle... one she wanted is taken by a ffxiv porn acct 🫠

I feel like this would make the absolute sickest post apocalypse larp/wasteland weekend tribe

when shirt smell like wifffeeeeee

systems make these jokes too!!!! I used to call myself voltron because im a bunch of robots stacked up to make a bigger robot x3333

if you only have 5 percent and you are giving 5% that is 100% effort 💜⭐️🌈

the best part of having a symbiote girlfriend is all the weird kinky shit she wants to do to your dick

(alternative title: you're going to work? Without Me? i'll fix that.)

bob/ophira shenanigans 💙

I wonder if I ever
lodge in your throat;
a memory scratching lines
in the soft tissue there.
does it burn
when the sweet water
of your reflection pool
seeks to slake your thirst?

HANDSOOOMMEE RATTLING THE BARS OF MY CAGE AND HOWLING

beauregard :] the best weredragon dad this side of the galaxy

got so into thinking about if I have event selfshipped with a character who is not a robot that I almost missed my air fryer smoking crazy style bc of a burger

coupla idiots

im fucking crying im not the only one in the comments like AYE KINGS were all so fucking stupid. seagulls in finding Nemo energy fr

KINGS FAN SPOTTED (striped?!)

【skeb commission】
女の子→馬TF🐴
skeb.jp/@82_rephap/w...

Pigs That Ran Straightaway Into The Water, Triumph Of (The Mountain Goats)
youtu.be/4-1cL4loOw8?...

A plate of food featuring a half of a tuna salad sandwich on sourdough bread, a small cup of olives, a clementine, spicy nacho flavored rolled chips, and a chocolate chip cookie.

me: aww, Katie must be here. she makes such good plates, shes a good mom :)

Robert, who actually made this plate for us: :(

YOUNG WIZARDS BY DIANE DUANE!!!!!!!!

omggg the little lights!!! cute!!!

🌈🦕

thinking abt making dixie her own bsky. shes too nervous to post on here since shes little.

In a similar vein, stop posting about protests you went to. Stop posting photos of said protests. Stop posting about crimes you may or may not have committed.

If you are new to opposing any government, watch this video from the National Lawyer’s Guild - Detroit & Michigan Chapter

the b0t5 have overwhelmed me 🙃🫠 if you're a real person i might get back to you but omg I did not think it was that bad on bksy

this has been happening just as im waking up and in the last hour ive been like oh....well fuck yall are all bot5 arent you 😭😭😭😭😭😭