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07.08.2025 16:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my man sounds like traffic

07.08.2025 16:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

funniest theatrical experience since Hundreds of Beavers

07.08.2025 06:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

new Naked Gun is very very funny

got comedy stunlocked at least once

07.08.2025 05:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

several years back, for some reason I felt like rewatching the mostly-forgotten Disney superhero movie "Sky High" and had my damn mind blown at the Tom Kenny & Jill Talley cameo. I had been watching a lot of "Mr. Show" at the time

06.08.2025 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

vocal stimming with the RoboCop "we can't have that"

06.08.2025 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Q. Will there be email at the party?
A. Yes. There will be an email station at my birthday party.

06.08.2025 12:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 704    ๐Ÿ” 106    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

join me in the venture bros lifestyle

06.08.2025 05:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is my favorite "completely lost the original meaning after a half-century of visual telephone game" rendition of his 'do. Slicked-back hair with honeybee lines painted on...?

06.08.2025 05:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 180    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy Wisdom Big Balls

06.08.2025 03:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"You got Top Gun... you got Jerry Maguire..."

05.08.2025 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they're called the doobie brothers cuz they do be brothers

04.08.2025 21:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 221    ๐Ÿ” 76    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fascinated by how different the emotions communicated by :-), :o), and :^) are

05.08.2025 06:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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8ๆœˆ9ๆ—ฅ๏ผˆๅœŸ๏ผ‰ใ‚ˆใ‚Šใ€ใ€Œใƒ†ใ‚ฃใƒณใƒใƒผใƒฉใƒณใƒ‰ๆธ‹่ฐทPARCOๅบ—ใ€ใซใฆใ€ใ‚ฝใƒ‹ใƒƒใ‚ฏใฎๆใใŠใ‚ใ—ใ‚คใƒฉใ‚นใƒˆใŒไฝฟ็”จใ•ใ‚ŒใŸใ€Œใ‚คใ‚จใƒญใƒผใƒ–ใƒผใƒ„ใ€ใจTใ‚ทใƒฃใƒ„2็จฎใŒ็™ปๅ ดใ—ใพใ™ใ€‚
โ€ปๅ„ใ‚ขใ‚คใƒ†ใƒ ๆ•ฐ้‡้™ๅฎš่ฒฉๅฃฒใฎใŸใ‚ใ€็„กใใชใ‚Šๆฌก็ฌฌ็ต‚ไบ†ใจใชใ‚Šใพใ™

#ใ‚ฝใƒ‹ใƒƒใ‚ฏ #sonic

05.08.2025 05:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 307    ๐Ÿ” 117    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 57

Rami Malek is always gonna be Ahkmenrah from "Night at the Museum" to me

05.08.2025 06:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got this record in a dollar bin. This one track is an entire side of the album! it's great

05.08.2025 05:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A โ˜…โ˜…โ˜… review of RoboCop 2 (1990) RoboCop is, in my opinion, one of the all-time great movies. I've always enjoyed it as a standaloneโ€”in my eye, the third act does so much to build up to Murphy reasserting himself and I knew there'd b...

there's a good 15-20 minutes of incredible puppet and/or squib ownage but not enough for me to ever watch this again when I could just throw on the original

05.08.2025 05:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

realized I should probably watch RoboCop 2 for once in my life before I keep playing Rogue City

05.08.2025 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โญ๏ธ PREORDERS CLOSING โญ๏ธ

Travis, there is only ONE DAY until preorders for KILL OR BE KILLED ZINE close! You wonโ€™t be able to buy a physical copy after that, you know!

04.08.2025 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

this gif is crazy

04.08.2025 21:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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the unspoken background detail of "imagine living on the fucking moon but you have to work minimum wage at an airport subway" in Ad Astra has stuck with me more than many full works of dystopian fiction

04.08.2025 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
3 Screenshots from the move "Terminator 2: Judgment Day" (1991): First, Sarah Connor stands in a desert landscape with a determined expression, and the subtitle reads, "I need to know how Skynet gets built.". Second, the Terminator, played by Arnold Schwarzenegger, faces her in the same desert setting, with the subtitle, "The man most directly responsible is Miles Bennett Dyson.". Third, the Terminator is shown driving a car with Sarah Connor in the passenger seat, and the subtitle says, "The system goes on-line on August 4, 1997.".

3 Screenshots from the move "Terminator 2: Judgment Day" (1991): First, Sarah Connor stands in a desert landscape with a determined expression, and the subtitle reads, "I need to know how Skynet gets built.". Second, the Terminator, played by Arnold Schwarzenegger, faces her in the same desert setting, with the subtitle, "The man most directly responsible is Miles Bennett Dyson.". Third, the Terminator is shown driving a car with Sarah Connor in the passenger seat, and the subtitle says, "The system goes on-line on August 4, 1997.".

Aug 4th 1997 - Skynet, the world's first Automated Defense Network, was activated.

๐Ÿ“ฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ“… Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)

04.08.2025 12:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 108    ๐Ÿ” 59    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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saw an impact font image macro in a commercial about retirement planning for boomers and it's really weird to consider that all this started with a guy posting a picture of his dog named Boba Fett on a Mario forum in 2006

03.08.2025 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 393    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I remember (as a kid too young to have an office job) seeing the "completely hide the gaming/browsing windows you're goofing off on" foot pedal on ThinkGeek and being really impressed

04.08.2025 03:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
"If I type a K into the search bar, it autofills "Kevin Smith Huge Jorts" because of how often I revisit this image"

"If I type a K into the search bar, it autofills "Kevin Smith Huge Jorts" because of how often I revisit this image"

04.08.2025 03:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pssst a tip for bluesky #cosplayers that I found helpful:

In the alt text of your posts, include the name of the show/game/book, the character, and the word cosplay. That way, when people search something like โ€œhazbin hotel cosplayโ€ it will come up in the search results. Hashtags donโ€™t come upโ€”

14.06.2025 03:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 88    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Ernest Goes Beyond

04.08.2025 03:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
04.08.2025 03:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Nash and Ernest walked so Smoke and Stack could run

04.08.2025 02:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

by age 30 you should:

- have a bluesky
- post 100 times a day minimum
- be 36 actually

03.08.2025 22:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2430    ๐Ÿ” 252    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26

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