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Creative Coder for hire--mostly web stuff. ex IBM https://carlbateman.com/webgl/

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Exactamundo ๐Ÿ‘

07.12.2025 18:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Capitalism wins again. smdh

07.12.2025 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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finally got to the moment where plinky 12" prototype had ... plinkyness. ive been discouraged by the project for a few months because i couldnt find what i wanted with it, but this hastily grabbed (glitchy, debug build, phone audio) clip while debugging was the first time it was fun to noodle on

07.12.2025 10:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if we don't act now, the other team will have the only orphan crushing machine in the industry; this is quite simply unacceptable

07.12.2025 16:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dredd, The Punisher, Homelander and Rorschach: The Right-Wing League for Nazi Fuckwits.

05.12.2025 13:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think โ€œI know, Iโ€™ll use floating point.โ€ Now they have 2.10000000000000008882 problems.

04.12.2025 11:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Just so sad and angry about what's happening in the UK thanks to a small group of hateful transphobes and a much larger group of people who should do better but let the bigots walk all over them.

03.12.2025 11:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 180    ๐Ÿ” 43    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why are the showing Bodger Johnson's wedding after the King? It was yonks ago.

03.12.2025 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The "s" goes at the start not the end.

03.12.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can someone explain how both my mother (b. 1941) and myself (b. 1961) can be boomers?
It's stupid!

03.12.2025 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nostalgia ain't not what it oughtn't used to not be.

Also, OK boomer.

03.12.2025 15:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also noice

03.12.2025 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Noice

03.12.2025 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Experimenting with this look for the fractals.

26.11.2024 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, but they do.

02.12.2025 15:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine actually using the words โ€œincandescent about the wokeryโ€ and expecting anyone to ever take you seriously again.

02.12.2025 11:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Graphics Programming weekly - Issue 418 - November 30th, 2025 www.jendrikillner.com/post/graphic...

02.12.2025 14:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 62    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a comic. 
Panel 1, caption text: the last thing my mom said to me wasโ€” โ€œyouโ€™ve become a great mother, Iโ€™m so proud.โ€ I said, โ€œmom, I wouldnโ€™t be the person I am without you.โ€ I am holding her left hand with both of my hands. 
Panel 2, caption text: actually, she said a lot between then and the end. โ€œCan I get you anything?โ€ I asked. โ€œSome water would be nice,โ€ she said. 
Panel 3, caption text: โ€œif I try to remember the last words she said to me, I think they were likeโ€” โ€œemma, helpโ€ I drew medication from a bottle into a syringe. โ€œSorry, sorryโ€” Iโ€™m drawing another dose. Just a second Iโ€™m so sorryโ€
Panel 4, caption text: โ€œand the absolute last thing she said to me wasโ€”โ€œ โ€œok,โ€ I said, โ€œare you feeling more comfortable?โ€ She replies, โ€œmmmโ€

a comic. Panel 1, caption text: the last thing my mom said to me wasโ€” โ€œyouโ€™ve become a great mother, Iโ€™m so proud.โ€ I said, โ€œmom, I wouldnโ€™t be the person I am without you.โ€ I am holding her left hand with both of my hands. Panel 2, caption text: actually, she said a lot between then and the end. โ€œCan I get you anything?โ€ I asked. โ€œSome water would be nice,โ€ she said. Panel 3, caption text: โ€œif I try to remember the last words she said to me, I think they were likeโ€” โ€œemma, helpโ€ I drew medication from a bottle into a syringe. โ€œSorry, sorryโ€” Iโ€™m drawing another dose. Just a second Iโ€™m so sorryโ€ Panel 4, caption text: โ€œand the absolute last thing she said to me wasโ€”โ€œ โ€œok,โ€ I said, โ€œare you feeling more comfortable?โ€ She replies, โ€œmmmโ€

the last thing my mom said to meโ€”

30.11.2025 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2795    ๐Ÿ” 300    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 64    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

โ€œAI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to itโ€ wrong. I donโ€™t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

01.12.2025 23:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22169    ๐Ÿ” 8988    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 192    ๐Ÿ“Œ 285
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A shelter received a donation of stuffed toys and let each dog pick 1.
How selfless. They each only pick 1.

01.12.2025 17:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6839    ๐Ÿ” 1072    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 176    ๐Ÿ“Œ 106

There seems to be a view held by far too many people that if youโ€™re in receipt of benefits then your life, sorry existence should be fucking grim and miserable and visibly so.

01.12.2025 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 163    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Department for Workhouses & Penury

01.12.2025 23:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive? Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?

"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."

29.11.2025 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5834    ๐Ÿ” 2097    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 300    ๐Ÿ“Œ 553
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a man in a black uniform says so say we all in front of flags ALT: a man in a black uniform says so say we all in front of flags

fucking hell, indeed

01.12.2025 14:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

jesus christ, not sure what it is today but every single post about every single piece of news is just harrowingly depressing, from Reform racism and RFK on vaccines to unhinged BBC attacks on Reeves and the horrors in Palestine, could we not maybe have a gentler start to the week, fucking hell

01.12.2025 08:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 280    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Photograph of part of the southern sky showing the Southern Cross and Alpha Centauri nearby. Neither are visible from Europe.

Photograph of part of the southern sky showing the Southern Cross and Alpha Centauri nearby. Neither are visible from Europe.

If you boarded a spaceship moving at light-speed, in just over four years youโ€™d reach Alpha Centauri, our nearest neighbouring star. Four years of flight, and the scale of home would already begin to dissolve into something both tiny and strange, but weirdly familiar. 1/7

01.12.2025 08:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

What about the war on "Die Hard"?
Now, ๐˜›๐˜๐˜Œ๐˜  are claiming it's not a Christmas film!!!!

01.12.2025 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Me on a candlelit vigil for AIDS in 1987.

Me on a candlelit vigil for AIDS in 1987.

Me last week. Looking pretty healthy for 58 (28 years living with HIV).

Me last week. Looking pretty healthy for 58 (28 years living with HIV).

I was diagnosed with #HIV in 1998, when I was 30.
Many of my friends had died of AIDS. I did not expect to live to 50.
Iโ€™m 58 now.
HIV treatment works.
Treatment also makes it impossible for me to pass HIV on during sex.
Ensure HIV treatment for all.
End HIV stigma.
#WorldAIDSDay

01.12.2025 08:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11072    ๐Ÿ” 1952    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 170    ๐Ÿ“Œ 51

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