Mallory Nees

Jazz aesthetic at #Olympics2026.

Live footage from the Senate floor:

I was *obsessed* with the lyrics of “3 small words” chorus being a countdown. I was so annoying about it and my friends were like “🤫 settle down.”

Possibly my favorite soundtrack of all time?

If you see this, post a fictional artist/band you would love to see live.

4. Adam (Only Lovers Left Alive)
3. the Soronprfrbs (Frank)
2. The Kelly Affair (Beyond the Valley of the Dolls)
1. DR. TEETH & THE ELECTRIC MAYHEM

Me every morning I wake up and discover Elon Musk still hasn’t relocated to Mars.

Whoa what if they named it that because eating there expressly makes a person move like a panda?! 🐼

ICE is planning immigration raids starting Tuesday. Please amplify.

Yeah I got the notification and was like “RUDE…wait—word?” I think it’s back to full functionality. But also I’m not getting a good feeling in my gut about it rn. 👀

It’s back but the vibe is way off…

Wait did anybody else just get a #TikTok notification?

I am able to access the app again.
#TikTokBan #TikTokBack?

[kidz bop rage against the machine] some of those that love horses are the same that love foxes

I was berated in a thread by some man for clapping back at a comment where he (unprompted) called TikTok users “morons.”

The blind disdain is so rampant here. I’m pretty disappointed tbh. 😞

But I guess it’s nice to find each other even if we’re doing it while getting bullied. ✨

🫡

By all means, do that.

But when your enjoyment of the joke manifests in calling people like me morons—completely unprompted—maybe expect the experience to be less enjoyable.

The battle is up vs down, not left vs right. The sooner we can all see that, the better off we’ll be.

Nobody needs to see that.

But seriously, just consider being more accepting of people who fundamentally agree with you. The gatekeepy cynicism is tired.

We have a long (I can only hope) 4 years ahead. ✌️

Oh sorry this is your “best work”?

Sir, respectfully, you’re calling strangers brainless when your whole profile is just reposts of other people’s thoughts.

show me to me please 😢

Wait…who’s gonna get ready with me now? 🥺

#grwm #tiktokrefugee #morningroutine

Just woke up and tried to open the app. 🤦‍♀️

#tiktokrefugee there is a big group over on Reddit at
r/nothinghappeninghere.

Omg HELL YEAH pinnnnwuuurrrrrm

Realizing that I should use hashtags here to find my people. #tiktokrefugee #guitartok #booktok #witchtok #4AMclub and…whatever the #TikTok category is that filled my #fyp with cute rodent and mini cow content recently, just for good measure.

Yes! 🪄

AT LEAST all the treats, if not more.

I also cried and cried, and now I’m crying about these cats. 😭