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you miss 100% of the hamburgers you don’t help

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Is playing an alligator a bigger stretch for him than playing a character named Vinnie?

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Look at Sam Anderson, the dang G.O.A.T.

14.10.2025 19:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck yeah

14.10.2025 18:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

#ヤギ

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Not being able to make simple repairs to your toilet. Everyone shits. The shit isn't in the tank part. You probably just need a paper clip to fix what's wrong.

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You've really got something there, for sure.

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Grotto of redemption is my favorite Springsteen song.

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The best parts of Moby-Dick is all the stuff not about Ahab.

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things bullets say

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No arguing with this airtight rebuttal.

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Authamn

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Heathcliff rides down the street in his open-top ham car past an autumn tree whose colored leaves are falling. Two meat store employees watch from their shop's entrance, and one says "This is great ham weather."

13 Oct 2025

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Master of horror Stephen King has two new movies out about walking and running

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A comic illustration by Jim Benton: A witch with a long nose, wearing a hat and cloak, stands over a glowing green frog. The witch says, "Hocus Pocus! A Prince no more! You shall live the rest of your life as a frog!" The frog, with a pleased expression, responds, "Oh shit yeah." The background features trees and bushes in a forest setting. The comic is signed with Jim Benton's website and Instagram handle on the left.

sweet! fuck yeah! peace, imma go hop

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This is a Tom Waits song

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Anything can be a puppet if you don’t care what happens to your hand

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A peanut butter sandwich, a cup of tea, and you

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I'm too busy ruining my own, sorry

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And my Bo is my common sense...

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I think it's a re-imagining of the 1980s cop drama show Hunter, with two notable changes to the main character.

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Is this guy drawing lines on how men stand next to women?

13.10.2025 06:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do they hunt k pop demons, or are they k pop hunters of demons? Or are they pop demon hunters who are juat okay? Or are they soda made with potassium that hun

13.10.2025 06:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That's just so you can imagine it saying whatever you want. It's given you everything you need

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Lapsed Affleck. Anything?

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I can tell the fourth "you" is me so thank you!

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Florida is wild. If you leave a room in your house empty for long enough, a Dollar General opens in there

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Can I get mine with goo?

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Sad to hear that Diane Keaton was standing in the wrong place when the front of that house fell over. RIP

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