Maureen Maguire

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It’s a terrible bill. It will literally kill people. The most vulnerable among us will suffer as the wealthiest benefit. It’s perverse. I wish there were something I could do. But alas, I am only a U.S. Senator from Alaska whose “no” vote would kill the bill. So I voted yes. You get it.

when i worked with Ted Cruz back in 1999/2000 on the Bush campaign, people would ask me why do people take such an instant dislike of Ted Cruz and I said, because it saves time.

This has got Pete Hegseth’s alcoholic breath all over it.

REMINDER You can advocate for immigrants without having to mention how useful they are or how much they contribute to our economy. The fact that they are people should be enough. Please rethink your narrative. @lizbethdsantana

San Antonio Express-News ® @ExpressNews Sen. Rafael Edward Cruz, who uses the preferred name Ted, has introduced a bill to limit the use of preferred names and pronouns.

headline construction masterclass

There’s a nonzero chance that RFK Jr will one day be beaten to death by a mob of furious parents.

The INSIDER Summary: Chuck E. Cheese's full name is "Charles Entertainment Cheese." According to his official backstory, he's an orphan. He never had his own birthday, so instead he fills the void by hosting birthday parties for everyone else.

this legit sounds like the origin story a villain tells before dropping the hero in boiling oil

More in No, Other People:

New poll:

“America would be better off if more people worked in manufacturing.”

• 80% of Americans agree
• 20% disagree

“I would be better off if I worked in a factory.”

• 25% of Americans agree
• 73% disagree
• 2% currently work in a factory

South Korea president Yoon Suk Yeol removed from office after impeachment upheld by court Suspended president removed after impeachment over martial law declaration, with acting leader Han Duck-soo to remain in office until election held

[stares wistfully into the distance]

I can’t compete with this

We need to ramp up our canada goose breeding program.

We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)

There was a baptism of a gay couple’s child at my church today, something I was very moved to see a Catholic congregation doing. But honestly “do you renounce Satan?” is a pretty intense question to ask a baby.

Tomorrow in the Washington Post: Why Drake Should Apologize To Kendrick Lamar For Taking Up So Much Of His Time

YouTube video by Bubba's Jukebox Cake-Nugget [explicit]

I forgot Cake is basically 80% protest songs.

I’m pretty sure this is what voters want from their elected officials

www.nytimes.com/2025/02/22/u...

I’m sure it’ll work out great this time!

Wealthy Teen Nearly Experiences Consequence

Wealthy Teen Nearly Experiences Consequence
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The "Need for Chaos" Voter New research has discovered a new personality trait called "need for chaos." They just want to watch the world burn and they're happy to help democracy end in flames. We must understand them.

Some people just want to watch the world burn. They’re called Need for Chaos voters—and they place an enormous role in the MAGA right. www.forkingpaths.co/p/the-need-f...

Brutal.

The English language EO- the point of this is to remove any language assistance services (hospitals, schools, courses etc), dismiss translators, remove all information available in any language but English.

Once I get ahold of the doc, I’ll share it

No, this is the most ashamed you've felt as an American *so far*.

Moe: I'm releasing the Epstein files. [lie detector: buzzes]

Moe: The heavily redacted Epstein files. [lie detector: buzzes]

Moe: The part of the Epstein files that the FBI didn't withhold from us. [lie detector: buzzes]

Moe: I put a Sears catalog in a binder and gave it to LibsofTikTok. [lie detector: beeps]

Trump And Vance Ambush Zelensky In Prelude To Betrayal President Donald Trump and Vice President J.D. Vance moved to betray a...

The Oval Office blowup, in which Trump and Vance berated Zelensky while dismissing the prospect that Putin might renege on a potential ceasefire agreement, is a culmination in a weeks-long campaign to choreograph an end to U.S. support for Ukraine.

A guy who used to be a comedian & is good at improv and dealing with hecklers and who has also spent the last 3 years in a war zone turns out to be a guy you can’t out-alpha, imagine that

I can't stand bullies. President Zelensky is now trying to stand up against two of them. We should have his back. #SlavaUkraïni

We demand better bait.