Will Fulton

why do we stream media at 4K if the compression makes it look like shit so often?

Keith Urban to his horny wife Nicole Kidman:

The Riven remake absolutely ruled—it benefited so much more from the full 3D treatment than Myst

Blue Prince (2025)

the schlong song (taylor’s version)

The Butlerian Boycott

comic book authors: we invented the punisher as a cautionary tale about vigilante crime fighting
the director of the fbi: at long last, we are implementing the ethos from the classic comic book the punisher

Charlie Brown had AI hoes, new survey says

[after tenting my fingers for one month straight] more like stupid tha very idiot

someone must have told gavin the game involves destroying hastily built shelters

“you wouldn’t download a car” meme format but instead it says “you wouldn’t winter’s night a traveler”

wait did I really never post this one

Newly minted evergreen meme

Gaming-Only journalists and analysts are pretty accurately calling this EA acquisition what it is: a doomed idea that will cause untold human misery and kill the company and probably bury all its IPs

Tech/Gaming Journalists keep trying to find a silver lining. Huh. Curious. Strange. Odd. Quirky.

what New York City did wrt renaming “Columbus Day” is so far the absolute worst of all possible worlds and therefore funniest option they could’ve taken

this is my drama theory nerd sleeper activation phrase

I’ve heard this one before

He heard about Reylo

is your name richard? because I’d like to link later

The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video

I’m so thankful my high school didn’t have debate because I might have been tempted at that age, and instead I remained pure as a theater weirdo

If your Klein be Naomi, then listen, homie;
But if your Klein be Ezra, disregard what he sezra

the new hollywood of games in like a decade is going to be sick

One Battle After Another is a pretty delightful ride

I can’t wait for the James Bond Christmas Special when Daniel Craig will regenerate into the new Bond

my incel Geordi commander deck revolves around creating an army of simulated Leah Brahms girlfriend tokens

Lisa Simpson: My interests include music, science, justice, animals, shapes, feelings…

Bart Simpson about to hit Homer, oblivious in the bath, over the head with a chair

Melinoë: Zagreus:

Lisa Simpson: My interests include music, science, justice, animals, shapes, feelings…

Bart Simpson about to hit Homer, oblivious in the bath, over the head with a chair

Melinoë: Zagreus:

A triangular range chart labeled "Indie Game Vibe Check", where the three axes are "Enpoisoned", "Pumpy's Big Clumpy", and "Misty Cube". Each intersection features a game - Lunacid is the most Enpoisoned, Untitled Goose Game is the most Pumpy's Big Clumpy, and Manifold Garden is the most Misty Cube. Undertale is directly in the center, surrounded by Tunic (Pumpy), Void Stranger (Misty), and Star of Providence (Poison)

I strongly believe in the breadth and influence of independent art, to grant us oblique angles on the world and ourselves.
But also every indie game is somewhere on this spectrum:

if they can’t even edit their social copy, how can we trust them with editing genes?

It’s funny how much of Hades 2’s final polish was literal—everyone is so shiny!