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Will Fulton

@thewillennium.bsky.social

affable nerd, cranky leftist, writes about games

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Bilbo looking at his phone top

on bottom is ChatGPT

After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?

You're absolutely right โ€” you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

Bilbo looking at his phone top on bottom is ChatGPT After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it? You're absolutely right โ€” you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

28.01.2026 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19918    ๐Ÿ” 5692    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 121

Ooh, amazing--I've wondered about this game for years

26.01.2026 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Highguard Is Out Today โ€“ and Weโ€™ve Played a Lot of It - Xbox Wire Highguard, the 3v3 raid shooter from veterans of Apex Legends, Titanfall, and Call of Duty, is available today for free. Read our hands-on impressions:

I spent a day playing Highguard last week, and it's pretty neat!

26.01.2026 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Resident Evil Requiem is Two Games in One (and a Lot of Fun) - Xbox Wire Resident Evil Requiem has one protagonist for each of the horror series' signature survival and action gameplay styles. Read how well we think they work together:

I liked the first 3 hours of the new Resident Evil

26.01.2026 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
mural on the side of a dumpster of Luigi ready to throw a fireball with "FIRE BACK"

mural on the side of a dumpster of Luigi ready to throw a fireball with "FIRE BACK"

25.01.2026 18:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone who is part of the federal government who is not doing everything in their power to stop this administration, regardless of the assumed cost to normalcy or career, is a coward and a collaborator.

24.01.2026 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4510    ๐Ÿ” 1385    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.โ€จโ€จICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

24.01.2026 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28972    ๐Ÿ” 8215    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 298    ๐Ÿ“Œ 199
Reddit:

r/baltimore
u/Jazzlike_Ad_7323 โ€ข 2h โ€ข i.redd.it
NICK SHIRLEY SPOTTED IN BALTIMORE!!
DO NOT ENGAGE!! HE GOT ICE SICKED ON MINNEAPOLIS!!!
Safety
Do NOT engage with this man AT ALL. Make sure all his video footage is unplayable. Blast copyrighted Disney music nearby if you spot him. If he posts some crock video about Fantanyl Baltimore will assuredly be the regime's next target. They are using him as a propagandist.

Reddit: r/baltimore u/Jazzlike_Ad_7323 โ€ข 2h โ€ข i.redd.it NICK SHIRLEY SPOTTED IN BALTIMORE!! DO NOT ENGAGE!! HE GOT ICE SICKED ON MINNEAPOLIS!!! Safety Do NOT engage with this man AT ALL. Make sure all his video footage is unplayable. Blast copyrighted Disney music nearby if you spot him. If he posts some crock video about Fantanyl Baltimore will assuredly be the regime's next target. They are using him as a propagandist.

Anti-Somali smear artist Nick Shirley has been sniffing around Baltimore. Starve his lie machine.

23.01.2026 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 977    ๐Ÿ” 430    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34    ๐Ÿ“Œ 42

Every time I see references to Talarico, I think Tommy Tallarico is running for office, which honestly he might

23.01.2026 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gotchaโ€”letโ€™s dig into that step by step.

1. ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐—ผ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜๐—ต, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. Youโ€™re not just immobileโ€”youโ€™re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—บ. That makes total senseโ€”itโ€™s a natural human impulse, and youโ€™ve been through a lot.

23.01.2026 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18270    ๐Ÿ” 5892    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 198    ๐Ÿ“Œ 106

No Other Choice snubbed??

22.01.2026 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Everyone giving goku energy from the spirit bomb

Everyone giving goku energy from the spirit bomb

Every time thereโ€™s slightly irregular news from the White House.

21.01.2026 04:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5700    ๐Ÿ” 1058    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

*frantically googling*

moral arc bent wrong how to fix

wikihow diy moral arc fix

moral arc technician near me

19.01.2026 20:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1982    ๐Ÿ” 486    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16
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Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways โ€“ something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

19.01.2026 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18279    ๐Ÿ” 5100    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 214    ๐Ÿ“Œ 502

hideaki anno should forever be known as the coward of history for being in a position where he could have had 30 year old asuka with an eyepatch in his movie but made up some bullshit to justify her remaining a teenager instead

19.01.2026 05:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1057    ๐Ÿ” 177    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

lawn care company called Marquis de Sod

18.01.2026 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
fresh black-and-grey tattoo on shoulder of Gonzo the Muppet as Caravaggio's Young Sick Bacchus

fresh black-and-grey tattoo on shoulder of Gonzo the Muppet as Caravaggio's Young Sick Bacchus

Caravaggio didn't know how much room for improvement there was in his work

17.01.2026 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The front of a nail salon called "Nail Shop Near Me"

The front of a nail salon called "Nail Shop Near Me"

Incredible piece of Search Engine Optimisation

16.01.2026 14:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1772    ๐Ÿ” 407    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21
an opossum on a chainlink fence

an opossum on a chainlink fence

closeup of the opossum's face

closeup of the opossum's face

I met a neighbor

16.01.2026 05:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd selfishly love that because it's exactly the era I played as a teen

15.01.2026 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DT must have done some SEO manipulation or something, because all my old stories tend to have more recent dates whenever I check too

15.01.2026 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's going to be so good--I just signed off on the initial sketch last night

15.01.2026 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Between the glasses and a new tattoo tomorrow, I'll be a different person by the end of the week

15.01.2026 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
selfie of brown-bearded person with new glasses in front of houseplants

selfie of brown-bearded person with new glasses in front of houseplants

It took 40 years, but I'm officially four-eyed

15.01.2026 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If thereโ€™s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I canโ€™t think of it. No notes. ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿณ ๐Ÿ’‹

13.01.2026 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16575    ๐Ÿ” 2643    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 85    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great question!

Itโ€™s not just about whether or not the gyre is widening โ€“ its that the falcon cannot hear the Falconer. In todayโ€™s blood-dimmed world, itโ€™s a game-changer that many donโ€™t consider.

The kicker? A beast that is rough, slouching, and born.

13.01.2026 13:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1189    ๐Ÿ” 225    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

look upon my works, ye mighty, and let me know what you think

12.01.2026 19:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1402    ๐Ÿ” 298    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

living in a world where the only two jobs are โ€œgamblingโ€ and โ€œmurderโ€ isnโ€™t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be

12.01.2026 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10673    ๐Ÿ” 2808    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 68    ๐Ÿ“Œ 54

Once I got the leg augments and started to double-jump and air dash around the city, it became a literal game of Frogger

12.01.2026 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I rewatched Mystery Men recently and was wondering what happened to him. Put him on White Lotus or something to start the Kinnearaissance.

11.01.2026 04:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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