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I really can’t get enough. They’ll definitely start outlawing these costumes soon. 😂🤣

If you come for my people, you come through me.

Reminder this is all happening because Republicans refuse to let you have affordable health care.

Pritzker: "It's unconscionable. This has never happened before. They're calling out troops onto the streets of a state that doesn't want them and they're not even telling us where they're gonna go, what they're gonna do. This hasn't happened I don't think since the Civil War."

Thanks to @meidastouch.com for airing this week's MSW Media UnJustified podcast with me and Andy McCabe tomorrow. You can watch it using the link below, or listen to the audio pod wherever you get your podcasts. Andy will be breaking some news.

Clarence Thomas likens old rulings that protect our rights to trains driven by monkeys.

The same guy telling you Portland is war-ravaged, told you Mexico was going to pay for the wall and people were eating your pets in Ohio.

Live from "war ravaged" Portland

Exactly! I live here, and it's gorgeous, imperfect and special.

Exactly. Also, student loan forgiveness?

Portland is not Hell. Just ask me or @repbonamici.bsky.social.

Portland is a powerful and inspiring community to represent. Let me be clear: We do not need or want the National Guard in our city. Trump’s authoritarian overreach has no place in Oregon. Stay loud.

What the country really needs is mandatory mental-health screening for presidential candidates and nominees for cabinet posts. Like, stat.

Good morning! Start your day with something magical. Everything about her is perfect, but especially how she radiates joy as she dances. I'm convinced she is the reincarnation of some famous ballerina to have such confidence and poise.

This is why they’re deleting studies

Hiding the truth.

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

Accurate

Tim Walz: "I'll tell you what doesn't make people feel safe -- a tank next to Chipotle. It's stupid and it's for the cameras ... where are the 'don't tread on me' people?"

Can the media STOP referring to Jeffrey Epstein as a “financier”? The money he made came from SEX TRAFFICKING MINORS, RAPING CHILDREN, and BLACKMAIL. He was NOT a financier. I’ve seen at least five stories from three outlets refer to him this way in the past week. This is the latest from the Times:

POPE LEO: “Let us plead God to stop the pandemic of arms, large and small, which infects our world.”

He prays for the victims in Minneapolis, and “the countless children killed and injured every day around the world”

An excellent idea!!

Blue States make the money, Red States take the money.

The. Biggest welfare queens are the red states.

One week ago, thousands of New Yorkers tried something new.

They heard about it last minute. They didn’t know where it would take them or who they would meet. It was free, earnest, even educational.

It was the #ZcavengerHunt and it was a thing of beauty.

That was EXACTLY what I thought! DT's version of "final rites." Except there were no tears.

Satire

Where is Donald Trump?

If Cracker Barrel sets them off, imagine how they’ll react when they hear I went woke in the New Testament — turning the other cheek, feeding the poor, all that radical stuff.

Psaki: I felt a mixture of anger—a lot of anger—and emotional exhaustion about this today, as I’m sure many of you have, because we have been here so many times.

And yet again, like clockwork, half the politicians in our country have little more to offer than thoughts and prayers.