Bips McCallister

Person checking out at a convenience store says to the cashier, “Can I have an extra plastic bag please? I like to keep my cold items separate from my hot items” The person continues, “And if you could double bag the gallon of liquid with the handle designed specifically to carry it without a bag that would be awesome” They continue, “And actually can I have another plastic bag for an additional medium temperature item I already have in my car?” They continue, “And could I please also have an extra fourth plastic bag to carry the third plastic bag to my car please?” The person, now skipping with a huge smile on their face is carrying several plastic bags but several more are just blowing away in the wind. Quietly they say, “Weeeee I hate this planet so much”

Please no

Person checking out at a convenience store says to the cashier, “Can I have an extra plastic bag please? I like to keep my cold items separate from my hot items” The person continues, “And if you could double bag the gallon of liquid with the handle designed specifically to carry it without a bag that would be awesome” They continue, “And actually can I have another plastic bag for an additional medium temperature item I already have in my car?” They continue, “And could I please also have an extra fourth plastic bag to carry the third plastic bag to my car please?” The person, now skipping with a huge smile on their face is carrying several plastic bags but several more are just blowing away in the wind. Quietly they say, “Weeeee I hate this planet so much”

Please no

I’m never taking it off

☺️🙏

Photo of me wearing a vintage Donkey Kong shirt

Guys look at this awesome shirt my partner found for me at a flea market

I haven’t bought a vintage shirt in years and it’s just so perfect, I can’t believe it

It’s soft, the design is amazing, the printing is great and it fits amazingly

I love it so much 😭

The Tom Cruise Last Samurai bow gif is not coming up but that’s the one I wanted to use

I hope they do 🤤

Drawings in a sketchbook of some weird folded brain looking blobby things

I drew some blobby brain things

They were fun to draw and I learned a lot about how folds work

Thank you for looking at them

The 5th epilogue

My dream is to one day make one for every comic and have them all connect to form a ridiculous and touching story

Only 90ish to go 😅

Beautiful scene of a sunset over the ocean. Zoom out to reveal the sunset is actually a painting on the side of a van. Zoom out again to reveal the sunset on the van is actually a tattoo on the back of a large, hairy person who is currently taking a shower. The person is still standing there. They say, “Yeah it ain’t zoomin' out any more”

I have the same tattoo

Hoomph | Patreon Comics

See it now at patreon.com/hoomph for free (you just have to follow me there and it will unlock :)

Drawing of a sunset

New comic on Monday!

Dude it’s amazing 😆 can’t wait for more!

YouTube video by Complimentary TV The Future of Television • Complimentary TV

Hey so I started a YouTube channel for some sketch comedy I’ve been making. The easiest thing in the world is to ignore this post but if you watch it, you’d make my day. I promise it’s “actually good”

A scene of an empty intersection in a city with a crosswalk. A red hand symbol is visible on the crosswalk light. The hand has now changed to a green snail symbol. The snail symbol has changed back to a red hand and the numbers “999” are visible next to it. A small snail has appeared on the street heading toward the sidewalk. The crosswalk light still has a red hand but the numbers now read, “497”. The snail has only moved a few more inches across the street.

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A scene of an empty intersection in a city with a crosswalk. A red hand symbol is visible on the crosswalk light. The hand has now changed to a green snail symbol. The snail symbol has changed back to a red hand and the numbers “999” are visible next to it. A small snail has appeared on the street heading toward the sidewalk. The crosswalk light still has a red hand but the numbers now read, “497”. The snail has only moved a few more inches across the street.

🐌

I don’t know why I keep making these

I made another one of those collage things

Two cars meet at an intersection. One driver waves at the other one to go. The other driver waves back for them to go. The same intersection but now grass has overgrown the street and both drivers are skeletons.

👋💀

😆

Two cars meet at an intersection. One driver waves at the other one to go. The other driver waves back for them to go. The same intersection but now grass has overgrown the street and both drivers are skeletons.

👋💀

Screenshot of a notification that reads, “Milestone achieved: Happy Birthday! hoomph turned 13 years old today!”

🥳

Cartoon drawings of a worm, open book, and hotdog

There are a lot of other things I should be working on but instead I redrew my Patreon tier cover images 😅

Hand still sitting in desk chair, but smaller now. Thought bubble above it with Bop It inside. Letters, starting large but progressively getting smaller: BUT YOU CANT Stop Thinking about it and to be honest it’s really starting to affect your ability to focus on simple tasks

9/9

Hand sitting in a desk chair in front of a computer. It looks kind of sad and is wearing the sleeve of a dress shirt. Giant letters: TRY TO MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE!

8/9

Bop It shaking its would-be head. Hand now has exclamation points of surprise over it. Giant letters: GET REJECTED BY IT!

7/9