Jon Baker

DEMOCRATS IN POWER: We would love to be able to do nice things to help you, really we would, but the institutions! They must be respected!

TRUMP ADMIN, HAVING JUST HAD THEIR TARRIFFS RULED ILLEGAL BY SUPREME COURT: Fuck it, Tariffs 2: Electric Boogaloo. Enjoy your new sales tax, poors!

The only thing that has aged poorly about The Matrix is the idea that AI is competent

(Additional Voice of Neo: @willarther.bsky.social)

#comic #comicsky #thematrix

a Free Press headline, Why Is No One Having Sex? https://www.thefp.com/p/why-is-no-one-having-sex

The Free Press is discovering new levels of Telling On Yourself that scientists previously thought could not exist

Rep Melanie Stansbury (D) New Mexico on Twitter today posting "This is not legal with a blue arrow pointing down emoji as a quote reply to a blue check Aaron Blake saying Trump announces he's transferring $10 billion from the US government to his "Board of Peace," which critics have likened to a giant slush fund Trump will control then a CNN link

I wish when I did crimes that the only consequence was that people like the entire Democratic establishment would post "that's not legal" with a sad face emoji while quoting news stories about me doing all those crimes I just keep doing

in an illustration rendered in MS Paint sometime in the early 2000s, a person bends at the waist away from a toilet, pulling sheets of toilet paper around their leg, through their dirt crack, and up over their back, covered in poop

this image, created 20+ years ago in MS Paint, is infinitely more beautiful than anything "AI" could create

haha no

nom nom nom

Alarmingly Bad comic where a caterpillar turns into a butterfly

“It’s a mess in there”

#comic #comicsky

Oh no you’ve been diagnosed with bones?

Restroom gender sign where the man and woman are holding their pee

Ah yes, the two genders: people who need 1 hand to not piss themselves, and people who need both hands

Additionally, when the arc is over, I’ll post the video of it all at once (not weekly in installments). After that, we’ll wrap things up with a Galbor Sez.

While Galbor Month goes on, I’ll be posting 1 old Galbor vid and 1 old Galbor comic a week just to keep the Galbor flowing.

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INSTEAD, starting in March, we’ll be having a wholeass Galbor arc. Right now, I have it planned out to take more than just the month of March, so the comics come out when they come out and I’ll produce them at a sustainable pace on my end. If that means we spill into April, so be it.

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Galbor Month Approaches!

Galbor Month approaches!

This month’s gonna be a bit different than previous Galbor Months in that I won’t be doing the usual calendared posting schedule of new comics and videos.

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GENIE: You have 3 wishes

ME: I wish Spider-Man got arachnophobia

GENIE:

ME:

GENIE: Well now he’s just… screaming? All the time? Is that what you wanted?

ME: It was for science

need to practice saying “what the fuck are you looking at” in a bright friendly voice

it is of vital importance that we start calling stupid ideas and stupid questions and stupid people “stupid” again

Ash and his mom need to have that talk about the birds and the Beedrills.

Idea by Will A.

#pokemon #comic #ditto

Broccoli cheddar, obviously

postmortem charitable donations are a dead giveaway

Foxtrot guy is the anti-Dilbert. He comes on here once a day to post a little cartoon he drew on a napkin, I have no idea about his personal life, his comic is generally funny and enjoyable,

I bet I could drill into the bottom of a Panera bread bowl, attach a hose, and turn it into, like, a beer funnel but for soup

Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them? Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.

Here it is, your moment of zen.

All I’m saying is if my posting improves, assume I died

“Oh you’ll appreciate this”

I haven’t felt joy for a good long while but sure shoot your shot

Detroit Pizza: There’s no wrong way to make pizza, but that doesn’t stop you from trying

Does Aquaman get high on seaweed?

I hope they get Samuel L Jackson to say “I’m tired of this motherfucking Jason Statham in this motherfucking Jason Statham movie”

A "photo" of the Grim Reaper with their sickle than I brazenly stole off the internet

Dude has a chance to make this the funniest Presidents Day ever

Luigi’s Starter Home

I feel this one in my soul