Jon Baker

It feels like the 2025-equivalent to forum trolling

Likely, you’re just laughing at the fact you’re wasting someone’s time with ridiculous offers and requirements

And if someone calls your bluff? You just got a 2006 Honda Civic for $10 delivered to you from 8 hours away

I firmly believe over half the people on Facebook marketplace are there not actually interested in buying anything, they just want to annoy the sellers

GENIE: Thank you for freeing me. I will grant you 3 wishes

ME: I wish anyone making an AI video/voice/recreation of a dead loved one has their digital loved one traumatized, screaming “LET ME DIE LET ME DIE” over and over and over

GENIE:

GENIE: Are you guys ok?

ME: You KNOW you know the answer

It’s always elves and never emves or enves

Remember when we had actually good late night hosts like Conan and Craig Ferguson?

Yeah at one point I think he was bringing up Louis CK as a nuanced example which won him all the friends and everybody stood and clapped for

Educating? You’re just whining that “consent is difficult”

Skill issue, homie

Tell me you don’t get laid without telling me you don’t get laid

Be careful what you wish for. Because it might not happen and then you'll be Sad.

I will now pull an all-nighter with no repercussions in celebration

wait, you're not?

wait, *I'm* not?

RIP Jerry

(Additional voice of Jerry: @rolethebones.bsky.social)

#comic #comicsky

A version of the 80’s TMNT logo with the words “Where’s my goddamn ibuprofen”

When ur back is acting up but u still have ur whimsy

Idk why I spend so long trying to think of a caption and hashtags, this darn clock app is just gonna censor the video anyway #news #usa #judge TikTok video by Gerald Pain

Fuck me, this perfectly captures what it feels like being on the internet right now

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMkGRwTf/

The fuck is he camouflaging from, fashion sense?

Yeah, that was a self-own if I’ve ever seen one

HO HO HABEUS CORPUS

Fwiw, I believe anyone you impact carries you forward. Even if you only did, say, some small kindness for someone, that’s part of who they are now which will have ripple effects down the road.

You may not be remembered concretely, but you’ll never be unfelt

Very substitute teacher coded, love it

Inside you are two wolves

You are understaffed and they are overworked

They are discussing unionization options with the other wolves not scheduled to come in today

That’s not a fair comparison, black has proven is can give actual returns some of the time

Famously, putting your entire life savings on black at a casino never backfires

Parish grandee: Siri, should we fix the roads?
Siri: no
PG: there you have it

Screenshot of post from @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social from Oct. 6, 2025. The post reads who let the inspirational posters in?”

*baha men voice*

Alarmingly Bad comic, The Matrix 2025 Pt 2 A recreation of that scene in The Matrix in the white void where Morpheus explains to Neo how people are being turned into batteries Afterwards Neo goes “whoa” and asks Smith (who is behind Morpheus and has been previously out of frame) “Smith is this true?” Smith, wearing a Grok hat, has a doofy smile on and just goes full muppet saying “MechaHitler” over and over Later, while Smith continues to keep saying MechaHitler, Neo asks Morpheus “why are we afraid of them again?” and Morpheus replies “honestly, I’m not sure”

Not based on a true story (yet)

#comic #comicsky #matrix

If I had an identical twin, we would absolutely do the “one only tells the truth, one only lies” bit at the most random times

Like, Taco Bell cashiers would *hate* us

Tumblr post with a picture of pinky and the brain Redstopgringo says “Are Pinky and the Brain still trying to take over the world? Because at this point I’m willing to hear the Brain’s platform” the-other-sandy replies “At this point, I’m willing to hear Pinky’s platform”

painting of guy injecting heroin but jesus swoops in behind him to get the drugs in his arm

personally i would be pissed if jesus did that to me. i paid for those drugs

Don’t fucking speak for all of us. Demand better.