I am one hour into the bondi investigation with Congress and not one Republican representative has asked a single question about the Epstein files.
12.02.2026 06:04 โ ๐ 16 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1@wiredsis.bsky.social
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I am one hour into the bondi investigation with Congress and not one Republican representative has asked a single question about the Epstein files.
12.02.2026 06:04 โ ๐ 16 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1I will never understand the need to make wuthering heights a romance novel...
11.02.2026 11:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Trump posting a meme depicting Black people as apes was totally about economic anxiety, yโall.
07.02.2026 00:44 โ ๐ 739 ๐ 100 ๐ฌ 20 ๐ 7I've never heard a U.S. president say he wants to bring housing prices UP. It's an unelectable position. And the "Trump Homes" side grift the same week. The SAME week as an ANOTHER disgusting Epstein drop.
He is never planning to run again. He's betting on elections not being valid or nasty.
I would simply just not work for the gestapo? No more voicemails
02.02.2026 13:19 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Trump supporters do not read and they certainly do not read documents. I'm not sure what we're expecting here but it won't be a Christmas miracle.
02.02.2026 13:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Samwise Gamgee resonates as a millennial. He rolled with the end of the world and his near death repeatedly, while having qualifications he never used (botany), because he was told to follow his manager. Happy end: home & children. They prob would not qualify his income in the shire for a home loan.
27.01.2026 03:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I cannot recommend One Battle After Another enough. Paul Thomas Anderson is a favorite writer/director and this screenplay feels audacious enough to be the plot of an Almodรณvar film from the 90s. Incredible performances in a world all too familiar.
26.01.2026 23:56 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0For those who can, here are links to donate directly to local efforts on the ground resisting ICE's terrorizing of Minneapolis. Let me know what you donated to where, and I'll match it until I get a panicked call from my bank!
linktr.ee/mplsmutualaid
I guess I'll keep waiting for the NRA to come out and publicly denounce a man being shot for a valid CCW permit, using his 2A rights, while also not drawing a weapon on anyone...
Just kidding, I'll head to bed now.
Right now the Nuremberg Trials should be the moderate position.
24.01.2026 18:26 โ ๐ 354 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 0My brothers, it is with great regret I inform you, I have introduced American spellings into the code base.
19.01.2026 08:06 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This season is so good!!! although let's be honest, she's a lot more fun on drugs. The story is so good. As someone who played Fallout New Vegas this season is hitting all the right notes for me. Such a wonderfully crafted world brought to life. The depiction of middle management!!! Lmfao
19.01.2026 05:31 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0The e-newsletter new years edition from my therapist contained some pretty deep truths. One that stuck with me is:
"Overthinking is under-feeling. Feel more. Feel bravely."
Hope that sticks with you too. Get curious about your emotions today folks.
U know what, the Dhamapada was a damn good read. Also loved the Bhagavad Gita. Last religious texts I've read that were bangers.
19.01.2026 04:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Me reading that was like 'surely a deranged carny did not write this' but alas
19.01.2026 02:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0"Please tread on me daddy" - your avg rattlesnake flag holder
19.01.2026 00:03 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"Please tread on me daddy" - your avg rattlesnake flag holder
19.01.2026 00:03 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The only thing conservatives who own guns do with 2A is shoot up schools apparently
19.01.2026 00:02 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Instead of doing that, read LaVey's satanic Bible for the meme. It's a terrible book lol but hilarious
18.01.2026 23:59 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Holy smokes woke is so back
18.01.2026 09:48 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need โcoachingโ on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1
16.01.2026 22:08 โ ๐ 6116 ๐ 1011 ๐ฌ 143 ๐ 467I know I shit post 24/7 on here but there are so many good #programmers on here and I'm going to try to utilize that if I can. The economy is tough and my job is genuinely awesome.
14.01.2026 06:47 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hey slightly serious post, please share if you can: if you are a #software developer in the #Australia area and are looking for a #tech job, please reach out to me. I'm looking for mid or senior engineers who excel at constraint based optimizations, typescript, and k8s. Sound like you? Get in touch.
14.01.2026 06:46 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0If they are valuable, pay them more. But to be clear their consolidated fife of knowledge is the anti-pattern. Seniority is about ownership and collective empowerment to other engineers.
14.01.2026 05:20 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I don't know if this is a hot take, but sometimes I feel like this industry treats people who have been in a codebase for a long time and wrote all the bugs as senior. Seniority to me means something very different than experience. Thoughts?
14.01.2026 05:19 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Women only want two things: looting and shooting
13.01.2026 21:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0To the people who didn't know stripper poles spin: how exactly did you think they were rotating?
11.01.2026 16:34 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I keep microwave popcorn ready at home in case I need to crack open LinkedIn and read the unhinged replies to literally anything Albo posts.
11.01.2026 15:26 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I know the world is falling apart but Predator Badlands was actually so fun
10.01.2026 06:56 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0