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I’m tired at 2pm and can’t sleep. Come night time I’m ready to stay up all night. This is also a newer development in the past year or so but it’s become worse since I WFH and am in my second year of teaching so have a lot less morning prep for my online classes.

A reason so many Americans don’t recognize what’s going on is because we don’t study European history. I had to write a paper comparing European totalitarian regimes in a class my senior year. Many Americans probably couldn’t name the three authoritarian regimes.

One of the things that so frustrating is that most people don’t realize critical thinking is a learned skill. We’re using advanced reasoning skills to argue with people who have the critical thinking skills of a small child.

Goals are important. Here is an update on our Instagram Progress: 😹💅💅💅 ⬇️

@catsonacouch - 928K
✅ @ senatorvance - 287K ✅
⏭️ Next up: @ jdvance - 1.7M
⏭️ After that: @ vp - 14.9 and dropping
🏁 Finally: cat world domination 🌟😼😼😼

The whole point of this account is to have more friends than JD Vance 💅

Infuriating.

Omg I didn’t even think about how the shutdown would also include the national registry 💀

If you haven’t I do recommend adding your number to the do not call list. It might help reduce them or if you’re lucky stop them completely. But the scam texts never stop. I get so many of those too.

There was a point I was getting up to 6 calls a day and I added my number to the national do not call registry. It hasn’t completely solved the problem but at least now I only get 2 calls a day.

One year married to this cutie

During a shutdown, Congress needs to be treated like a sequestered jury

No one goes home until it gets resolved

Basic hotel

Basic meals

$50 per day payment

If Mamdani wins and fixes the insane rent prices I will move back to nyc so quick

Adult Ed teacher here, not only is the reading level only 5th grade, but the average critical thinking level (and CT is a learned skill) is at the lowest level. Numeracy levels are also averaging in at basic arithmetic. It’s grim

If half of the country only reads at a 5th grade level & a majority of different versions of the bible clock in between 7th to 12th grade reading level…then that means….my lawd 😩😭😭😭

Look, times are hard right now so do something nice for yourself and get a bidet

I’ve been obsessed with her videos since she made the conspiracy theory hierarchy chart

Child Marriage in the U.S. - Unchained At Last Unchained started and now leads a growing national movement to end child marriage Child marriage, or marriage before age 18, was legal in all 50 U.S. states as of 2017. Thanks to Unchained’s relentles...

Not to mention child marriage is legal in most states already!

www.unchainedatlast.org/child-marria...

Child Marriage in the U.S. - Unchained At Last Unchained started and now leads a growing national movement to end child marriage Child marriage, or marriage before age 18, was legal in all 50 U.S. states as of 2017. Thanks to Unchained’s relentles...

*in the majority

www.unchainedatlast.org/child-marria...

Child marriage is already legal and the majority of states and the majority of child marriages are between young girls and significantly older men.

My husband and I, after every episode recap by saying “Lisa needs to go”

It’s weird how the “young” Republicans are actually full-grown men and JD Vance treats them as children who shouldn’t face consequences for their racism, misogyny, or xenophobia.

But pregnant 12-year-old little girls are treated as adults and must literally bear the consequences of rape and incest.

Watching videos from the Kesha concert and once again mad at myself for not buying the $36 tickets available before her new album came out. Then it went to $90 💀

Mashup of cathedral by Kesha and dear inner child by prc. I need this to happen somehow

That’s such a good idea!! I hadn’t thought of that even though I use random number generators to test my students how to say numbers in English. Top tier idea. 10/10

Le Sserafim is the first cunty kpop girl group since Blackpink

The whole reason I ever made a twitter at age 13 was because I wanted a space to send off my random thoughts that didn’t warrant texting someone. 18 years later I treat Bluesky the same way

Sleeping with a nasal dilator has actually changed my life

I wish I could click a shuffle button and it would give me a random episode of bobs burgers to watch

They all have gay face

All i want is to live somewhere I won’t have mosquitos in my apartment in October