@theomonkey.bsky.social
Just a little baby monkey living in the big city with Mostlymartha & Jaybeans
Woman wearing a floofy nightgown tucked into bed and reading to a little stuffed monkey
Reading shocking novels for our health.
04.01.2026 04:40 — 👍 22 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
A woman in a voluminous white nightgown tucked into bed with a little stuffed monkey. Her hand is resting on her forehead, because of her agonies.
We sent this photo of me bravely recovering from my cold with @theomonkey.bsky.social to my sainted mother-in-law, because she likes me best when I'm being a drama queen.
04.01.2026 04:31 — 👍 34 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0
My sister Nina has found the lemon pig
01.01.2026 08:59 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1SANTA CAME!!
25.12.2025 17:44 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Oh @rianjohnson.bsky.social played all innocent "I'm not doing a muppet thing with Knives Out" he knew HE KNEW
02.12.2025 17:06 — 👍 1825 🔁 682 💬 23 📌 78🎼🎶 You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
Excepting Alice
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
Walk right in it's around the back
Just a half a mile from the railroad track
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant 🎶🎵🎶
curious george in a sack with only his head visible
haunts me to this day
07.05.2025 00:28 — 👍 51 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 1Curious George. Ape Escape. King Kong.
Can't a monkey be chaotic neutral without getting thrown in a net or whatnot
the man is Fine af but, unfortunately, a bit of a Ghoul
07.05.2025 00:18 — 👍 40 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0are we never going to discuss that the man in the yellow hat straight up kidnapped curious george
07.05.2025 00:17 — 👍 322 🔁 38 💬 24 📌 5Ancient Estruscan @theomonkey.bsky.social . Total little guy.
04.11.2025 08:09 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1GEORGE! Don't sniff the ether!
09.11.2025 17:57 — 👍 9 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0I happen to have some custom made shorts
31.10.2025 05:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t care how deep of a depression I am in, the cookie episode or New Girl is the answer.
31.10.2025 04:17 — 👍 44 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0Monkey monkey why you eat the cracker
31.10.2025 04:45 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0It is!
31.10.2025 05:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Monkey cracker! Monkey cracker!
31.10.2025 05:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Have you ever found peanut butter in your pocket and not know how it got there?
Or is it just me?
One rogue infected monkey left. We've all seen this movie...
28.10.2025 20:54 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0My God
28.10.2025 20:53 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0They're infected and were just in a car accident and they are pissed about it
28.10.2025 20:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Look at this dapper gentleman! So worldly! What has he seen in his travels?
27.10.2025 03:36 — 👍 9 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0I *would* watch this show
03.10.2025 07:55 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0You haven't seen this cinematic MASTERPIECE?
03.10.2025 07:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well, he was actually quite naughty, if I'm being honest
But it was his comic store and I was just a guest so I didn't want to make it weird
He was very cool.
But I don't know how to say this politely... He was a bit of a scamp
Yeah! Have you met?
28.09.2025 02:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A stuffed monkey sits on top of comics
Hey Pops, did you see this handsome fella at the store?
27.09.2025 21:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Happy to be a rally monkey for the @oaklandballers.bsky.social tonight!
21.09.2025 07:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
