dennis illinois

not sure if it's brown girls' fault that you are a fucking loser lol

when you live your whole life believing that being white should automatically grant you +5 racial bonus to being attractive, your crush dating a brown woman tends to feel like your personal 9/11

im normal

check dm

aoife without the ability to walk is like 100x personal 9/11 to you

what the hell

every time i get on a very crowded train coming from ohare, i've gotten awfully good at standing near the people who look like they would get off at logan square so i can get a seat. 9/10 i am correct. my logan square resident radar is insane

bizarre dream that france got a new king and they are crowning him with a beret on live television

spent $3.99 on one of these low sugar gummy candy out of sheer curiosity and it made me wanna k word myself

there's so much libposting on this platform i have migraine

tell me how far off am i: it's for fb people stuck in 2012 and also deeply unfunny

there is discourse on threads??????

dawg i am watching a breakup happening in real time rn on twitter from both ppl being my mutuals and it's embarrassing

im getting my ass into a union one way or another !!!!!!!!!1

new hormonal IUD is making my boobs bigger for 1 week out of the month but it's also giving me boob pimples. the lord gives and the lord takes away

an old couple holding hands walking around in the daley plaza pointing at buildings. romance is not dead

missed my bus by a minute. gonna have to kill myself

centrists are unbelievable sometimes

i think the #1 metric i use to measure the intelligence of a rich person is how good they are at staying away from the internet. just fucking opacity fades from the public eye once they've made their millions. if i won the lottery you would never fucking hear from me ever again

keanu reeves probably

UCLA literally stands for U C a Lot of Asians. why would you embarrass yourself and my people like this on tv lol

imagine getting rejected by a college known to accept a lot of asians and think, well, it must be a brown person's fault

happy that my partner got a good job; not happy that planes are falling out of the sky & two planes almost hit each other at Midway airport and he's traveling for work like 2 weeks out of a month

For those who haven’t seen this MASTERPIECE in person yet, it is meant to be viewed from 3 angles:

From below: map of CTA network
From side: picture of bus
From front: picture of train

debussy died from de bussy cancer if you even care

are any of these ppl ok

my ex in 2015:

they changed the design! the new one doesn't look nearly as cool

texas is called the lone star state because it's a one star review type of state and this should be their flag