Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

nooooooo that sucks

GAWKER! thou shouldst be living at this hour

Show us you in meme form

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Velma from Scooby Doo scrambling around on the floor of a spooky location looking for her glasses that are off to the side of the frame. Text reads "my subtitles. I can't hear without my subtitles..."

!!!!!

The Portland ICE protest camp literally has a rack full of inflatable costumes for demonstrators who want to try one on...

Also good lol

so sane, do it

wait what??? Ahhhh

A llama or similar large brown fuzzy animal stands in a meadow in front of what looks like old ruins or a historic site. The llamas head is thrown back and its entire mouth open in what looks like a scream but might have been a yawn. I downloaded this picture a long time ago and no idea the context or where it came from.

*deep breath*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

Fox Mulder from X-Files saying “Hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government”

“If you die, you let them off the hook.”

Needed this reminder today.

Oooooooooooof

from https://www.tumblr.com/murderpod-diaries Murderbot lying on a reclining chair, Bharadwaj sits on another chair beside it, writing in an open notebook. Caption below: Therapist: and what do we say when people ask us about ourselves Murderbot: I have to check the perimeter Therapist: no

Seen this going around but I’m
Reposting it with the full alt text bc everyone deserves to read this glorious reply from Boy George

13, Jane Austen stories

Amazing how so on point Andor is.

This would go some way to explaining the $3,600 a month on candles

I regret to inform you that this form was made in great haste and does not verify whether you entered valid contact information.

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

Rex Manning mid dance from his video. He's in black pants and a black vest over a white flouncy poets shirt. To either side of him is a generic 80s video girl, each in a black dress, and they're all in a dessert.

That's right, it's Rex Manning day! Sing along and say it with me: Damn the man, save the Empire!

🎶Say no more, mon amour 🎵

burning McDonald's sign captioned the beacon is lit, America calls for aid

Happy Fix Your Hearts Or Die Day to all who celebrate.

The final vote: 51-45, with 4 people absent.

CLOTURE FAILS, A CONGRESSIONAL SPORTS BAN WILL NOT HAPPEN.

Democrats hold firm, not a single dem voted for cloture.

MAJOR victory for everyone who called in today and this week in support of trans people.

we may not agree on much, but I agree with Trump here. make those planes with haste, boys. cut any corner necessary!