This is a true dad joke, courtesy of mine:

The writer of the hokey pokey just died. They had a hard time putting him in the casket. They put the right foot in and took the right foot out. The left foot in and the I'm left foot out, etc. etc.

Blackhawk PJs are the Chicago equivalent of inflatable frogs 🐸

🙋

@wecanleadchange.bsky.social missed you in Geneva!

Didn't make it in person but the family made some cards of love and welcome for our refugee neighbors #NoKings

For real, @mychal3ts.bsky.social?!?! My kids and I are soooo excited!!!

@harborfreight.bsky.social is also a wonderful option for tools/home improvement. Instead of jacking up prices on PPE during COVID, they were donating it to the people that needed it most 🤗

I love @goodsuniteus.bsky.social to find the best (or least objectionable) corporations, then routing my spending accordingly!

Chicago area here. My kids joined me in booing at the TV when this came on.

Tabby cat sitting on person's lap while hockey is on TV in the background

Silly, you need a lap cat for watching hockey!

@altcdc.altgov.info Is now the time to start planning medical tourism trips to get routine seasonal vaccines? Assuming my family won't qualify for COVID vax under 🪱🧠 standards...

Floof!!!!

Brown and black tabby cat sleeping curled up around green plastic tube

Just a sleepy Bill and his lightsaber, courtesy of the 5 y.o.

Mountainside beaches! The Porcupine Mountains along Lake Superior 🤏

Intangible

Thistlefoot by Gennarose Nethercott

Ovary Roll - Roll for Reproductive Rights The bad eggs in the White House are rolling over our rights, but we say 'Shell no!' to their freedom seeds. Roll with us to show your support for women's rights and health.

Voting protections unlocked. Keep it rolling. I've got a special message for you from ovaryroll.com: Eggsersize Your Rights

Didn't see this until now but in a happy accident I chose green! Thanks for all you do!

Get them notarized, too?

a woman says i thought i had hit rock bottom but we managed to find a new sub-basement .. Alt: a woman says i thought i had hit rock bottom but we managed to find a new sub-basement ..

How about a single GIF?

When my Dad was on SWAT he would "take a bullet for me" by bringing 1 home (Dad joke 🤦). Accidentally flew between 2 major airports with one in my bag.

Just finished James by Percival Everett

How about a pet IN sunshine?

Except personnel and medical files are one of the categories exempt from disclosure under FOIA...

My 8 y.o. got out of bed the other night and said they couldn't sleep because it feels like the apocalypse.
Took a lot of strength to validate feelings but still give hope.

Thank you! No Energy yet?

a man with glasses is holding a magnifying glass in his hand . ALT: a man with glasses is holding a magnifying glass in his hand .

Honey I Shrunk The Kids!

Harold!

And Chester the cat!

My kids love this series. The chapter books, graphic novel, and recorded on CD. A classic.