Justin

Amazing. The man isn't even mayor yet but he's already solving our trash problems.

Calling it with 69% of the votes in: very nice.

Decision Desk HQ projects Zohran Mamdani to win the New York City Mayor election. #DecisionMade: 9:03 pm ET

lol it's done

This feels like an ITYSL sketch

Man… Kelly. I went from happily donating and texting for him to just… disappointed.

This is how I found out Dick Cheney died

If the right wing media is looking to take posts out of context in order to shame people for grave-dancing, let me be perfectly clear:

I'm happy Cheney is dead, I wish he had died earlier, and I hope his death was painful and messy. I'm gleefully. celebrating the fact that he's now burning in hell.

As a Cowboys fan… I agree

Still need more baseball?

We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.

to be clear: this is during the one week of games that the A's are playing in Las Vegas that is in the middle of June for some reason that is beyond me

More like Hairs-none

I’ll see myself out

“If the refs get political, dribble like Bob Dole” still gets stuck in my head lol

WALK IT OFF AGAINST KERSHAW

Fuck fuck fuck

Imagine seeing your team win and becoming a millionaire on the same night

The 50/50 raffle is over $20 million holy shit

Norm might've spoken this into existence, it's his fault

Look, man, it’s been a fucking year.

I just want to see sad Dodgers fans.

I need a cigarette and I don't smoke and I'm not a fan of either of these teams

Joe buck: welcome to the top of the 47th [sun rises] [sun keeps getting bigger] Buck: yes [world engulfed in flames] Buck: oh god yes

World engulfed in flames

Jon Bois @jon_bois why watch [WORLD SERIES GAME 7] when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter

Running for Bo is really going to bite them when his spot comes up in the 12, 15, and 18th innings

Sounds amazing tbh

Fuuuuuck

The Canadian feed is amazing

Momentum for game 8, obviously

Covering a soccer game that is 0-0 and now in OT and someone please score so I can write this story, go home and go back to bed lol

Really bro? You're not trying to monetize your hobbies bro? You're not trying to commodify the few things in this life that bring you true joy bro? You're not trying to inject capitalism into the activities that nourish your soul bro? What's wrong with you bro?

Gonna be the cool house on the block this year and give out entire full size cocaine bricks to the kids instead of wimpy dime bags