Mrs Trash Queen✨

The book though, the movie does not exist. We don’t talk about the movie.

The Dark Tower (it’s a series!) by Stephen King perhaps? Main character is a gun slinger named Roland.

A sticker of a green guitar amp wrapped in Christmas lights that says “Merry & Amped”

A glow in the dark sticker of a guitar amp wrapped in Christmas lights that says “Merry & Amped”

Sticker of the month for Dutch! They don’t believe in Thanksgiving, it’s Christmas now.

a man wrapped in a blanket is sitting on a couch next to a keyboard Alt: Charlie from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia with a blanket over his shoulders and silver spray paint on his nose and lip, grinning and rocking

Good lord

I fully support all of this 😂

@bbrkdwn.bsky.social I just came across your 12.4K comment on the Americano monster on Instagram 😂 and I was like “hey I know that handle”

Going to the store at 6pm was a great choice, it was SO empty. I realized it’s the DINKs shopping 😂

I had one shift I was paid and sent home, and one where I was given one package to deliver to Canby (normal is ~40 packages) and then after that it was normal. Not too bad.

ULPT on Reddit would recommend getting some piss disks to throw in their open windows

SLUTS wholecar

SLUTS

Just gotta fight with support first probs

🫡 to everyone affected by the AWS outage from Flex drivers to Signal users

Flexers, may you be sent home with pay 😌

trời ơi

Duo was really upset when I stopped learning Việt

a green cartoon character with tears running down its face Alt: Duo the Duolingo owl crying

Duo is a love bombing manipulator and you won’t change my mind

Mike Johnson is most afraid of naked bike riders 😭😂

The gal behind him laughing really does it for me

“Maybe today will be the day” tombstone

🤞🤞🤞

Sir I do not need to be buying stickers right now how could you come out with this 😂🤞🏻

I was just informed they’re putting in an in n out in Gresham, Hillsboro AND Beaverton, so maybe the traffic won’t be completely god awful. I agree it’s overhyped, but I like it myself and I haven’t had it in forever 😆

Ting tang walla walla bing bang

A front yard with trees wrapped in orange and purple string lights, with a gigantic inflated and lighted Jack o lantern and a giant skeleton coming from the ground

I had to stop during my delivery block to photo this house’s decor, I love it so much

👁️👁️

Sorry you have a migraine, FWIW there are lots of people with ring videos of me now going how cute 🥹 at their decorations as I deliver their Amazon packages, peoples decor always makes me so happy

“The forest made forest sounds” thanks Jim 🤣

A photo of a graph showing December 22nd 2024 - September 28th 2025 that weight started at 180 and is now sitting at 142.5 with a loss of 37.5lb

Less than 10lbs to my goal weight, I wish I could say this was through hard work but I’ve just been living my life. I’d say lack of stress this year

Truffle Gouda 🤤

I think when I finally get a @stephenking.bsky.social tattoo, it’s going to be “See the turtle, ain’t he keen? All things serve the fuckin beam” because it makes me smile every time I read it

Perhaps with a cute drawing of Maturin

One of the things I resent most about being Animal Brain Apex Predator trapped in Maximum Productivity Society is that I have to work when the weather is gross, instead of following my natural instinct to burrow myself into something dry and soft and sleep until Optimal Foraging Conditions. It is dark and cold and wet and miserable and I have a warm dark quiet hideaway full of food and drinking water that is safe from interlopers and for some ungodly reason instead of holing up there to conserve my energy, I am standing up in a brightly lit beige room for several hours. A possum wouldn't put up with this shit. I'm going to bite someone

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I got to meet the sweetest golden today named Cooper while I was delivering packages. He sprinted up to my car with his ball in his mouth and happy whined and wiggled his butt when I told him he’s a good boy 🥰

I love having a dedicated physical pause/play button on my phone now. I was using accessibility features to put one on my screen.

Ah, as usual, South Park is on point.