I still wouldn’t care.

My great grandfather was chief stoker on hms laforey sunk in the channel by a mine 1917. He had some medals but my gran gave them to ‘some boys in the village’. Life, hate it or ignore it, you can’t like it.

Are you wanting to make one or listen to one?

I get that but.. labour can never live up to expectations as the country won’t allow it. It’s really easy being a Tory you just say you’re going to lower taxes.

Is there a ‘gofundme’? I’m British but happy to support Denmark and California in this wonderful new relationship.

I’ve been reading the comments. Americans are all mad. There is no other conclusion anyone sane could reasonably come to.

She said that to me and then I got a letter from her solicitor. Never trust Bakewell.

It matters to me. I’m against ‘pet drugs on line,’ on principle so would welcome views.

I like to think that when two cross of Saint George people meet they have immediate, angry sex. Wish it was true.

Virgin media are cunts

Rolf Harris is available

We all know how well that went. Go Trump; Yey;?

They see you. We all see you.

Is that a computer? We’ve ordered one for the village.

12 monkeys. How’d you like them apples?

The dam busters

Fanny by gaslight

Pride and prejudice

Crash

The marathon man

Vertigo

Strangers on a train

Rocky, 1, 11, 111, 1V

Frankenstein vs the Wolfman

Duck soup

Eraser head

Apocalypse now

Driving miss daisy

I could do this all day

The wizard of Oz