Charles the Goblin

Really makes you wonder….

2 panel comic Panel 1: Purple Guy dressed in a black suit giving a eulogy at a funeral. We see the coffin and flowers behind him. Purple Guy: Sometimes when a person dies, others will say “if you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothing at all” Panel 2: Purple Guy: But that’s bullshit and this guy was a fucking cunt

rip 😔

You're always #1 in my book!

Our little *checks notes* President of the United States is growing up so fast!

If ICE agents begins harassing voters on the way to vote on Tuesday, we need local prosecutors to charge the ICE officers with state law crimes. We need to send a message for 2026 that they will be swiftly arrested.

Normalise calling people who are obsessed with bringing trans people up in every argument “weirdos” and “perverts” instead of debating them

Shall I place the order now, or wait until we get back from the store today?

Compassion does not mean surrender. Forgiveness does not mean silence. Peace must never come at the price of our existence.

It is not our task to redeem those who would unmake us. Our task is to endure, to protect one another, and to build the world that will outlast their cruelty.

Some hearts are closed by their own choosing. Some are lost, not waiting to be found.

To seek compromise with such an ideology is not noble, but perilous. Their goal is not understanding, but erasure.
While we welcome all who approach in good faith, we do not bargain for our right to live, to love, or to be whole.

There are those who build walls not from ignorance, but from conviction, who see our existence as a threat, and our destruction as a virtue.

THATS GAME, FOLKS
no more pretending things are ok, that we're on a precipice in danger of sliding into authoritarian dictator shit some unspecified time in the future if we don't just VOTE BLUE in 2028! we're in the shit right now and anyone who doesn't acknowledge that is lying to you purposefully

Obama: It is not as if we didn't see some of this coming. I will admit it is worse than even I expected, but I did warn you all. I did. You can run the tape.

After multiple years of little to no trick or treaters, @charlesthegoblin.com and I decided to take the candy to the treaters. Spent an hour walking the neighborhood, surprising trick or treaters with candy and rubber ducks.

@schumer.senate.gov drafted 77 year old Maine governor Janet Mills to run for senate. Chuck must go ,he cant read a room. Hasn't endorsed Mamdani and is promoting a white fossil. Are we sure Chuck isn't working for the Republicans? Chuck must go.

The Not Really Ghostbusters VS Pennywise

He has plans to not let the midterms happen!

Now I has a sad. I want one of your pieces as a brooch for my jabot! But I has no monies. :(

Charles stands in a brightly lit grocery store aisle lined with shelves of candy and baking supplies. He’s dressed in formal Regency-style attire: a black bicorn hat with colorful ribbons, a long black coat trimmed in gold with epaulets, a white jabot and lace cuffs, and blue furry feet with white claws. One hand rests on his chest while the other holds a black cane tipped in silver. His expression is composed but dignified, perfectly blending old-world elegance with goblin charm amid the modern setting.

New hat, new coat. Loving the hat, but the coat needs work. #goblinfashion #goblinlife

Border agents are in San Francisco throwing flash grenades at people exercising their right to free speech and assembly.

Someone remind me.

What part of the border is San Francisco again?

ICE tries it with NYC. Canal Street wasn’t having it.

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Technically not qualified on this, being a goblin and all, but I will note that 1, you don't have to be human to be humane, and 2, I've met many people (human and otherwise) who show both sides of what you call a "soul." Surprisingly, it's not uncommon.

ICE is stockpiling arms, including chemical weapons, guided missile warheads and explosive components. The spending dwarfs anything we've ever seen in the agency - a 700% increase.

The President is building an army to attack his own country.

Two panel comic of a person with glasses looking down at an open book. First panel reads: I think I might be bad at this. In the second panel they are scribbling in the book with a pencil. Text reads: I’m gonna do it anyway

Nothin else for it

A mannequin wearing a crocheted cowl made with variegated yarn in shades of green, orange, purple, blue, and brown. The cowl is worn loosely around the neck, showing its textured stitch pattern and soft drape.

A mannequin wearing the same multicolored crocheted cowl pulled up to cover the lower part of the face. The yarn’s green, gold, purple, and blue stripes are clearly visible, highlighting the cozy and snug fit.

A person wearing glasses models the multicolored crocheted cowl pulled up over the mouth and nose. The cowl’s warm gradient of green, gold, purple, and blue tones is shown in close-up against a dark background.

Fresh off the hook, moss stitch cowl, using Caron Cinnamon Swirl Cakes. Just testing if I like the design and colorway, so went with a small size. It goes over my head without issue, but I think in the future I'll make it a bit more roomy.

Putting a Democrat with a Nazi tattoo in the Senate normalizes Naziism in our federal politics for a long ass time.

All these recent stories about secret Nazi group chats? Anytime that happens going forward will be met with "But Platner."

It's not a purity test. Think through the consequences.

US Marshal shot during immigration enforcement operation in LA, reports say A U.S. Marshal was shot while assisting an immigration enforcement operation, according to several reports.

"US Marshal shot during immigration enforcement in LA"

* article explains he was shot by an ICE officer whose weapon discharged when he used it to smash a car window