@wils.bsky.social
That's me in the corner. That's me in the tight pants, showing my religion. Midlander in Teesside.
He's not *that* moved if he's fucking beat-boxing.
10.10.2025 10:08 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
This morning, I've been attempting to refashion broken Lawgiver barrels out of pins and Milliput on 80s Citadel Dredd miniatures. I think you can all guess how well that fucking went...
10.10.2025 10:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Holiday on the Buses.
09.10.2025 22:34 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 1
"A second turd has hit your gusset."
09.10.2025 22:18 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Seems legit.
"Freeze, lawbreakers!"
<Gasp!> "It's Heavy Armoured Special Cop Dredd!"
"Nurse! More air for my head!"
08.10.2025 22:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
08.10.2025 19:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
Not really social media, but I met my wife on the 2000ad message board, which resulted in my moving to the North East from the Midlands. She's been putting up with my shit for over 22 years now.
08.10.2025 19:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Bugger. It was at Middlesbrough Theatre and a shame you didn't make it, as it was an excellent night (apart from the annoying twats sat next to us) and there were a *lot* of seats unsold.
08.10.2025 18:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Opinion: Java Jive > The Fraser Hayes Four
08.10.2025 18:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Saw this in Middlesbrough last Saturday and it was a fucking joy (although I did struggle to hear some bits, despite being sat right at the front and with my hearing aids turned up to the max). The best 'Williams' I think I've ever heard and the chap playing Paddick was nothing short of brilliant.
08.10.2025 18:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1Michael Barrymore blocked me after I posted a tweet that didn't mention his name at all, but did include the phrases "balcony", "swimming pool" and "destroyed internally through the rectum".
08.10.2025 17:59 — 👍 29 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
This is your stand against the UNFUN—your pledge to paint, play, and create without drama.
Put your brush where your mouth is and add your name to the movement.
Sign the No Drama Agreement today. No Rules. No Drama. Just Paint. 👉 https://thearmypainter.pulse.ly/qxsxwjfvoo
Claude AI logo
Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing
Claude AI’s logo is unironically Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing
07.10.2025 18:11 — 👍 1923 🔁 456 💬 36 📌 30Kräm - An unsightly piece of indeterminate use that just gets in the way.
07.10.2025 22:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Carney's movement at the end was the physical embodiment of "Fucking hell".
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07.10.2025 20:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
I agree, although it did go rapidly downhill as soon as they became a couple.
07.10.2025 18:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Bold!
07.10.2025 15:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I, personally, like my gravy to look like gravy and not like milm.
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06.10.2025 14:39 — 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
And here was me, thinking I was going fucking mad.
06.10.2025 11:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Arsenic and Old Bollocks
05.10.2025 21:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
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