@wils.bsky.social
That's me in the corner. That's me in the tight pants, showing my religion. Midlander in Teesside.
Our house yesterday, watching the finale:
Wife: ...
Me: "Ooh! That's an NCR Ranger."
Wife:
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05.02.2026 19:11 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0When you yell at me online, this is who youβre being mean to.
05.02.2026 13:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Then a lone voice shouting "Sack the juggler".
05.02.2026 12:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mild being sold in pubs.
05.02.2026 12:45 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0"NOBODY speaks to me like that, not even Itsy and Bitsy. You don't know me! YOUR BLOCKED!"
04.02.2026 17:34 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1π΅ We're gonna be burying you tonight
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04.02.2026 09:51 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
Good night.
04.02.2026 00:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No new pictures. Where are you mentally?
04.02.2026 00:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"We have identified the leader of Antifa"
03.02.2026 20:47 β π 9 π 3 π¬ 2 π 3Absolutely inspired choice having Ian Kennedy on art duties for this cover.
03.02.2026 19:08 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Same energy.
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I'm feeling particularly low-rent.
02.02.2026 18:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hello. My name is Mark and this was my first signature scent.
02.02.2026 17:45 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0<quickly clears history>
01.02.2026 23:02 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is who runs this account.
Prick.
Had to stay over in Manchester a few years ago for a work thing and we went into a pub that purported to specialise in cocktails, but didn't have Tia Maria or know what a Black Russian was.
01.02.2026 20:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0![image text: Typically, Boorde was rude about the drink, writing of Cornish ale that it was βstark nought, lokinge whyte and thycke, as pygges had wrasteled in it,β adding that βit wyll make one to kacke, also to spew; it is dycke [thick] and smoky, and also it is dynβ.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:o7cjkbvotxydby7uvvx32hkm/bafkreidm66c3zb6bsd6kjcdkkcoestrdqtukcp7zzhjf7dijtt7btxjkyu@jpeg)
image text: Typically, Boorde was rude about the drink, writing of Cornish ale that it was βstark nought, lokinge whyte and thycke, as pygges had wrasteled in it,β adding that βit wyll make one to kacke, also to spew; it is dycke [thick] and smoky, and also it is dynβ.
People talk about our food killing a medieval peasant, but in the Middle Ages they were drinking viscous beer made with egg whites and flour that made you shit yourself
01.02.2026 11:37 β π 1103 π 196 π¬ 14 π 24
Henceforth I shall be using the fuck out of this π
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Thermos Thermocafe 105102 Desk Mug
Because I'm a clumsy twat, I have a self-imposed ban on open drinks in the hobby room, which resulted in me buying this. Minimises the likelihood of catastrophes and keeps a cuppa hot for about an hour (which is nice).
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Space Escapade - Les Baxter (1958)
#NowPlaying
31.01.2026 15:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
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