Andrew Bickle

Look, I appreciate I’m shouting into the bluesky void, but please can at least one business which sponsors something do so without doing it proudly

Depends on the quality of the establishment but I’m guessing ecoli

It starts with C the way I say it

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Cool. Now do the same in Ukraine

I quite like the Domino Hoo Hoo adverts

what scene from a horror movie still haunts you to this day?

To deal with the winter cold, share one of your favourite winter movies! ☃️❄️

I’m not sure if it’s a good thing or not that there is nothing else newsworthy happening in #Wokingham but “very big puddle in Wokingham” does suggest a slow news day #woky

Has he accidentally submitted his 10-year-old’s homework?

This ‘The Internet’ must be really dumb

Ah, we seamlessly move from #TheTraitors, where it’s difficult to hate anyone appearing on it, to #TheApprentice, where it’s difficult to like anyone appearing on it

Deleting Signal now that I know it’s compromised. Find me scribbling on the walls of the gents toilets in The Lord Raglan in Wokingham 👍

I just wonder how long before they start painting crescent moons on windows of shops owned by Muslims

These guys seemed to have totally passed under my radar the first time round

ICE has detained children as young as five, including this little boy, Liam.

No 5-year-old makes us unsafe. Targeting children - our babies - is beyond the pale.

ICE is completely out of control and beyond fixing.

Little Women With Big Naturals

Define rad 80s TV….

Well, I made this, maybe some of your favourites are here…

You know what would make an absolutely awesome live action reboot?

ULYSSES 31!

The Chinese restaurants surrounding our most sensitive military bases The Daily Mail can reveal a bizarre anomaly in the distribution of Chinese restaurants across the country.

how advanced is your nation's sinophobia? very? extremely? you are like baby, we are inventing sinophobia the likes of which cannot be dreamt of

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This is nearly as bad as when Obama wore a tan suit.

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

British education in a nutshell

Have only just listened to this but I definitely want Mark Gatiss to be put in charge of programming at the Beeb now