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David Simpkin

@simplerdave.bsky.social

Fine words butter no parsnips. Once and future bookseller, currently based in deepest Nottinghamshire. @Simplerdave on all decent social media - find me here, there and almost everywhere...

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The Outfit? Great, isn't it...

03.02.2026 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This. Also, if I'm going straight on at a crossroads, it says absolutely nothing.

03.02.2026 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

See also: the Fish Slapping Dance.

02.02.2026 10:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's not merely that he's doing it wrong, it's that he's doing it wrong in *precisely* the funniest possible way.

02.02.2026 10:17 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Unfree French by Richard Vinen. I've read a lot of Graham Robb's stuff, and this came highly recommended...

28.01.2026 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, it is, but if you've set your students to design a lesson plan based around a picture book story time, and they *all* choose their favourite from when they were that age... The brief was to show students that other, newer books exist. It wasn't in any way a value judgement.

27.01.2026 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Plus there's the strong nostalgia for books of one's own childhood. I used to run the campus bookshop for a uni that specialised in teacher training. We agreed with the department to stock a wide range of new children's picture books in an attempt to wean students off 'Can't You Sleep, Little Bear'.

27.01.2026 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think that they're being *told* to do this - it's more that The Traitors is now being played by people who've seen The Traitors, and therefore act (up) accordingly. Something similar happened with Big Brother, as I recall, as players became more overtly self-aware...

24.01.2026 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*Notes, clicks, buys*

23.01.2026 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks, yes - I've just googled. Very impressive.

23.01.2026 08:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They got permission to do that there? That's even more impressive...

23.01.2026 08:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They are real?

23.01.2026 08:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We loved the temple ruins yesterday. It was only the fact that they were symmetrical that made me realise they weren't real.

23.01.2026 08:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That lovely quote in Harmetz's brilliant book: Veidt is asked if he minded playing Nazis, given everything. No, no, he says - I shall use my *considerable* acting talent to ensure that everybody else hates them just as much as I do...

21.01.2026 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My late mother was carried in a very sleek silver Mercedes - the kind of luxury she'd never known, but thoroughly deserved.

21.01.2026 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My cousin, a farmer from the moors above Lancaster, still does this...

21.01.2026 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hasn't it, though. More Bourne than Smiley, but none the worse for that.

19.01.2026 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a great book, and if this kind of thing interests you, I absolutely recommend it...

18.01.2026 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yup.

16.01.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Exceptional film. Magnificent (TV trained) cast, all on fine, fine form.

16.01.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We were Sunday Express people for a long time, so yes, same and same.

13.01.2026 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A late boomer/early Gen X writes: Giles Annuals, anyone?

13.01.2026 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It was always likely that he was coming back, but the pre-publicity was all "Oh, no, he's really, really dead, honest..."

12.01.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So, The Night Manager (so far). Lovely twist, if slightly spoiled by the trailer (and, to be fair, by the executive producer credit). Now that we've heard about Roxana's father, do we all think that she will go all Inigo Montaya on either Teddy or [spoiler]?

12.01.2026 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Winchester? It has both of those and *lots* of good pubs...

12.01.2026 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Burton, Bude or Symons.

12.01.2026 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, the joke "What's the fastest cake in the world? Scone" makes no sense if you're pronouncing it 'skoan'...

12.01.2026 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They really don't. Stay safe, and look after yourself...

10.01.2026 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think the other one is the "secret" relationships, which may still at this stage constitute spoilers...

10.01.2026 11:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On it πŸ™

10.01.2026 10:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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